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Born: 1955-02-28
Profession: Comedian
Nation: American
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I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked.

Tags: Less, Relationship, Someone

I predict one of these two teams will win the Super Bowl.

Tags: Bowl, Super, Win

If the police ever try to pick me up, Michael Jackson told me I can hide out at his house.

Tags: House, Police, Try

No, generally I think influence is used as a nice word for plagiarism.

Tags: Nice, Used, Word

The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever.

Tags: Comedian, Funny, Pressure

I've never been one of those who wanted to fill my calendar up 90 percent of the time.

Tags: Percent, Time, Wanted

Unfortunately, I've never been mistaken as Johnny Depp.

Tags: Depp, Johnny, Mistaken

Well, I play Jews and parrots. Parrots are how I've branched out.

Tags: Jews, Parrots

Well, I'm eventually gonna take the Daryl Hannah parts.

Tags: Eventually, Gonna, Parts

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