Comedian Quotes

I think Flip Wilson is a brillant comedian.

There's something about being a parent that has, I think, made me a better comedian.

I would probably be a teacher if I weren't a comedian.

A comedian sees the world bent. I'm tangent to the circle.

Even as a little child, I've always had that comedian kind of attitude.

I'm funny. I'm a comedian. I'm not a clown.

I'm trying to be a comedian, you know?

Bill Cosby was the first comedian I was exposed to, because he doesn't curse.

Ricky Gervais would have you believe otherwise, but Sacha Baron Cohen is the most successful British comedian in the world.

I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that's all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.

My goal is just to become a better comedian.

You say you're a comedian, you always have to be on guard.

I don't think I was a good comedian.

I'm the only comedian qualified to navigate a supertanker.

I was an actor before becoming a comedian.

In a more intellectually rigorous age, I wouldn't be talked about as a satirist at all. I would just be a topical comedian.

My greatest hope was to get discovered as a comedian and get on a sitcom.

I'm a comedian, not a politician.

I didn't really want to be a comedian.

I've been a comedian since I was fourteen. But I've never really been a CEO.

I love hecklers. They remind you that you are a comedian.

I'm not a political comedian. That's just not what I do.

I'm not a comedian, I'm an actor.

I'm glad Reagan is president. Of course, I'm a professional comedian.

When I think of myself, I'm definitely... I'm not like a comedian.