Humour Quotes

Taking the humour out of Dickens, it's not Dickens any more.

People don't get my sense of humour.

Apparently, I have a totally different sense of humour.

No man can be an agnostic who has a sense of humour.

With humour, there is life.

According as the man is, so must you humour him.

At home I've got a very puerile, juvenile sense of humour.

I like to always have humour in whatever I do.

There's so much light in Broughty Ferry. I think the humour in Glasgow is darker, because it's much more gloomy, there's a perpetual misery there.

Humour is like violence. They both come to you unexpectedly, and the more unpredictable they both are, the better it gets.

The hall-mark of American humour is its pose of illiteracy.

I refuse not to have a sense of humour.

If you don't have humour, then you may as well nail the coffin lid down now.

The thing about a sense of humour is that it's not bestowed on the good. It's just randomly dished out.

Australians are geniuses with a good sense of humour.

Humour has always been a self-defence mechanism for me.

My career is chequered. Then I think I got pigeon-holed in humour; Shakespeare is not my thing.

There is nothing worse than annotated humour.