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Born: 1965-04-26
Profession: Comedian
Nation: American
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My favorite movie of all time is 'Rocky.'

Tags: Favorite, Movie, Time

Now I'm starting to jog. But every time I do jog I have 9-1 pressed into my phone, with the next '1' ready to be launched in case I drop.

Tags: Next, Ready, Time

Teachers have a chance to mold someone, inspire them. I hope all teachers realize that.

Tags: Chance, Hope, Someone

You think school ends when it ends, but it doesn't.

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As American as an apple is and as American as baseball is, they don't go together. You can't be chewing an apple at a baseball game. You've got to let go of the diet that day.

Tags: Baseball, Diet, Game

I want to do movies that I'm proud of where my kids, at some point, can see and I can feel comfortable sitting there watching it with them. And just that move people. That make people feel a little bit better about themselves when they leave the theatre.

Tags: Kids, Movies, Proud

I've always been the guy who doesn't necessarily get it with women. A woman would have to say, 'I like you, I want to go out with you, you can ask me.' And still I would question it. Did she mean it?

Tags: Mean, Woman, Women

Once a year my back will go out and it'll be... it's like a sciatic thing and it's the smallest thing. Like I could be leaning over the sink to brush my teeth in a weird way and it happens.

Tags: Once, Weird, Year

There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.

Tags: Feeling, Funny, Warm

Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.

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I had many teachers that were great, positive role models and taught me to be a good person and stand up and be a good man. A lot of the principals they taught me still affect how I act sometimes and it's 30 years later.

Tags: Good, Great, Positive

I don't want to be known as this goody-two-shoes who can only do comedies where puppies are licking peanut butter off my face.

Tags: Face, Known, Off

I just want to put some positive stuff out there. If it works, great. If it doesn't, no problem.

Tags: Great, Positive, Problem

A song can take you to a special time in your life.

Tags: Life, Special, Time

Back in '93 I saw my first UFC fight and just became enamored by it then.

Tags: Enamored, Fight

Every few months I'll pop into a comedy club or go to Vegas.

Tags: Comedy, Few, Months

Every time I do a movie where it gets physical, I say never again.

Tags: Again, Movie, Time

For some reason and I don't know why, but I don't think that I'm funny in California. So I always want to do my movies east somewhere.

Tags: Funny, Movies, Why

From there, I tried out for a community theatre play, joined an improv group... it all started opening up.

Tags: Group, Started, Theatre

I could never be James Bond.

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I had my boy in Boston on Easter Sunday. That kills me, from a sports perspective. He's a Boston baby and I'm a New York guy.

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I never played a musical instrument growing up but I knew kids who did and took it very seriously.

Tags: Growing, Kids, Seriously

I never played music, but it's an important thing ... the studying, the inspiration.

Tags: Music, Played, Studying

I really wasn't a class clown.

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I think I invented the phrase 'Don't overdo it.'

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I took a public speaking class in college and managed to make the class laugh a little bit.

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I try to connect with the everyday, every guy.

Tags: Everyday, Guy, Try

I would always love to be an athlete, but it's got to be a tough day when you have to hang up those cleats.

Tags: Athlete, Love, Tough

I'm not a Hollywood guy.

Tags: Guy, Hollywood

I've always had something in my heart where I root for guys who struggle with women.

Tags: Heart, Struggle, Women

If I do a movie where I have to have a son and it's a chubby kid, my mother is always like, 'You were never like that.' She gets so upset about it.

Tags: Mother, She, Son

It's always cool to meet people who can do things that you have no capacity to do.

Tags: Capacity, Cool, Meet

Just me onstage with a mike having an intimate relationship with the audience. I don't get nervous for that. I just get excited.

Tags: Audience, Excited, Nervous

Smoking is hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, and dangerous to the lungs.

Tags: Brain, Dangerous, Smoking

Were I not a king, I would be a university man.

Tags: King, University

I can make a lord, but only God can make a gentleman.

Tags: Gentleman, God, Lord