Paul Lynde's Quotes
Biography of Paul Lynde
The doctor's name was Sylvia. I told her she'd have a problem with me because Sylvia was my mother's name.Tags: Her, Mother, Problem
The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a belt.Tags: Life, Romantic, Whole
I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad and dessert for dinner. During the week I try to eat lightly.Tags: Rich, Simple, Try
I may find something that looks interesting and then go on to alter the recipe by adding spices, things of my own. I also look for time-saving recipes, dishes that can be prepared ahead and stored.Tags: Looks, May
I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never take just water. Instead, I'll have maybe six glasses of vegetable and fruit juices a day.Tags: Days, Often, Water
Learning lines is on my mind until I do know them. I'll read the paper or paint the house to keep from starting to memorize. I've never found an easy way.Tags: Keep, Learning, Mind
My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that.Tags: Dad, Trust, Women
My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I can tell instantly if it's not clean-and I like it clean enough to be able to eat off the floors-or the tables, for that matter.Tags: Enough, Place, Tell
My table seats eight, so that's my maximum. Having a small number of guests is the only way to generate good conversation. Besides, your whole house doesn't get wrecked that way.Tags: Good, Small, Whole
Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics.Tags: Dad, Funny, Politics
The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst room for conversation. I'd get up from the table, a very long table, and somebody would always say, Paul, I never got to talk to you.Tags: Far, Old, Talk
I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.Tags: Another, Family, Funny
I feel now it's useless to keep hoping. The way things are today, we live in a world that needs laughter, and I've decided if I can make people laugh, I'm making a more important contribution.Tags: Laugh, Laughter, Today
A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.Tags: Dangerous, Full, Place
A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest place in the world.Tags: Place, Room, Stage
When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed with people who said they were broke when they had five dollars.Tags: Five, Said, Used
An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you're better off not knowing.Tags: Actor, Knowing, Off
Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable.Tags: Almost, Comedy, Realism
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I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.Tags: Funny, Hell, Why
I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.Tags:
I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I always pour wine from that.Tags: Beautiful, Silver, Wine
If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death.Tags: Death, Half, Lost
If I'm not working, I don't know what to do.Tags: Working
It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me back into going on stage.Tags: Life, Moment, Worst