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A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and honest people are screwed first.

Tags: Honest, Trees  ✍ Author: George Washington Carver

We all get old, but I always say the skinny, pretty girls will be screwed.

Tags: Old, Pretty  ✍ Author: Paloma Faith

I think Jim got screwed. I think Jim Bakker would have been a great preacher. Jim Bakker was very good at what he did.

Tags: Good, Great  ✍ Author: Jessica Hahn

Some of the funniest people I know are not screwed up in the head.

Tags: Funniest, Head  ✍ Author: Darrell Hammond

Well, I screwed it up real good, didn't I?

Tags: Good, Real  ✍ Author: Richard M. Nixon

Sometimes you do something, and you get screwed. Sometimes it's the things you don't do, and you get screwed.

Tags: Sometimes  ✍ Author: Chuck Palahniuk

In Los Angeles all the loose objects in the country were collected, as if America had been tilted and everything that wasn't tightly screwed down had slid into Southern California.

Tags: America, Country  ✍ Author: Saul Bellow

From a security perspective, if you're connected, you're screwed.

Tags: Connected, Security  ✍ Author: Daniel J. Bernstein

I admire Jodie Foster. Her head is screwed on really well. It's not loose at all.

Tags: Head, Her  ✍ Author: Thora Birch

Friends are like fiddle strings; they must not be screwed too tight.

Tags: Friends, Tight  ✍ Author: Henry George Bohn

Men get laid, but women get screwed.

Tags: Men, Women  ✍ Author: Quentin Crisp

I know I screwed up my 'Godzilla.'

Tags: Godzilla  ✍ Author: Dean Devlin

The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.

Tags: Getting, System  ✍ Author: Kinky Friedman

The great equalizer is health. If you don't have it, you're screwed.

Tags: Great, Health  ✍ Author: Jami Gertz

Some actors go, 'Bing!' and suddenly they're being paid huge sums. Me, I seem to get screwed every time.

Tags: Seem, Time  ✍ Author: Matthew Goode

The moral of filmmaking in Britain is that you will be screwed by the weather.

Tags: Moral, Weather  ✍ Author: Hugh Grant

I wish we did have responsibility for the hair. I have been screwed up by the hair on many occasions.

Tags: Hair, Wish  ✍ Author: Julie Harris

People who go into show business are screwed up.

Tags: Business, Show  ✍ Author: Jason Kilar

There's tons of people with talent; it's the system that's all screwed up.

Tags: System, Talent  ✍ Author: John Kricfalusi

My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.

Tags: Garbage, Plumbing  ✍ Author: Demetri Martin

I've screwed up and I've overcommitted and it's typical of me.

Tags: Typical  ✍ Author: Bob Metcalfe

I have my head screwed on right. I haven't been this way in a long time.

Tags: Head, Time  ✍ Author: Liz Phair

I can't do anything else. So if this falls through, I'm screwed.

Tags: Else, Falls  ✍ Author: Tim Roth

I can't imagine that anybody is as screwed up as I am.

Tags: Anybody, Imagine  ✍ Author: Rick Springfield

All my movies got screwed up because of my personality.

Tags: Movies  ✍ Author: Harvey Weinstein
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No, I don't think 'The Wire' screwed up my career at all.

Tags: Career, Wire  ✍ Author: Dominic West

To be honest, I think kids have got a lot more going on than adults. They've got their heads screwed on a lot better.

Tags: Honest, Kids  ✍ Author: Amy Winehouse

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