Screwed Quotes

A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and honest people are screwed first.

We all get old, but I always say the skinny, pretty girls will be screwed.

I think Jim got screwed. I think Jim Bakker would have been a great preacher. Jim Bakker was very good at what he did.

Some of the funniest people I know are not screwed up in the head.

Well, I screwed it up real good, didn't I?

Sometimes you do something, and you get screwed. Sometimes it's the things you don't do, and you get screwed.

In Los Angeles all the loose objects in the country were collected, as if America had been tilted and everything that wasn't tightly screwed down had slid into Southern California.

From a security perspective, if you're connected, you're screwed.

I admire Jodie Foster. Her head is screwed on really well. It's not loose at all.

Friends are like fiddle strings; they must not be screwed too tight.

Men get laid, but women get screwed.

I know I screwed up my 'Godzilla.'

The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.

The great equalizer is health. If you don't have it, you're screwed.

Some actors go, 'Bing!' and suddenly they're being paid huge sums. Me, I seem to get screwed every time.

The moral of filmmaking in Britain is that you will be screwed by the weather.

I wish we did have responsibility for the hair. I have been screwed up by the hair on many occasions.

People who go into show business are screwed up.

There's tons of people with talent; it's the system that's all screwed up.

My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.

I've screwed up and I've overcommitted and it's typical of me.

I have my head screwed on right. I haven't been this way in a long time.

I can't do anything else. So if this falls through, I'm screwed.

I can't imagine that anybody is as screwed up as I am.

All my movies got screwed up because of my personality.