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If I had never ventured beyond being a stand-up comic, then I would be sitting in my house today working on my Leonardo DiCaprio impression.

Tags: House, Today, Working  ✍ Author: Jim Carrey

A stand-up comic is judged by every line. Singers get applause at the end of their song no matter how bad they are.

Tags: Bad, End, Matter  ✍ Author: Phyllis Diller

Look, you know, you can't please everybody. I'm a stand-up comic. I know that. It doesn't matter how funny you are and how well you do, there's two people that are going to walk out of there hating you.

Tags: Everybody, Funny, Matter  ✍ Author: Billy Gardell

Did you know I started out as a stand-up comic? People don't believe me when I tell them. That's how I saw myself, in comedy.

Tags: Comedy, Started, Tell  ✍ Author: Al Pacino

I had no desire to be a stand-up comic until I decided to do it.

Tags: Decided, Desire, Until  ✍ Author: Rita Rudner

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