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Born: 1964-07-22
Profession: Actor
Nation: American
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When I started I'd fly across the country to do a gig for a hundred bucks.

Tags: Country, Fly, Started

You know, you want to pull in a wide audience.

Tags: Audience, Pull, Wide

I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder.

Tags: Fighting, Guy, Movie

It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can and make it good, and try not to sell out. I'm sure I will, but I'm just trying to postpone it.

Tags: Good, Try, Trying

Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, 'That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible.'

Tags: Friend, Him, Success

You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun.

Tags: Depressing, Either, Fun

It's funny because it's funny.

Tags: Funny

There's always something funny about men chasing women.

Tags: Funny, Men, Women

Everyone is so weird in L.A. that if you're somewhat normal, it's exotic.

Tags: Everyone, Normal, Weird

I feel like I've got this anti-marriage thing, but it's less that and more I'm overthinking it to get it right.

Tags: Less

I got into stand-up to get on a sitcom.

Tags: Sitcom

I have no detectable hair style.

Tags: Hair, Style

I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those.

Tags: Hear, Stories, Wants

I never dated much in high school or college.

Tags: College, High, School

I never have kids in movies or in TV shows.

Tags: Kids, Movies, Shows

I only have one note, let's be honest. But I'll play a different version of that one note.

Tags: Honest, Note, Version

I'm like a Dilbert cartoon.

Tags: Cartoon

I've got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose.

Tags: Funny, Loose, Sharp

I've had it where things didn't go well for me with movies or something that got canceled.

Tags: Movies

In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.

Tags: Friends, School, Smart

It's hard to have a career.

Tags: Career, Hard

It's so crazy in Hollywood.

Tags: Crazy, Hollywood

Most of the shows I want to do I'm not smart enough to figure out how to watch.

Tags: Enough, Smart, Watch

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My career is just kind of crazy.

Tags: Career, Crazy

No one wants to know I set my alarm and get up 8, but I think it's too weird to sleep in too late.

Tags: Late, Sleep, Weird

Single guys get a bad rap.

Tags: Bad, Guys, Single

Sometimes when I watch a TV season, your favorite shows die quickly. And then sometimes it's not your favorite, and they live on for 12 years.

Tags: Die, Sometimes, Watch

There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is making fun of it all.

Tags: Fun, Making, Shows

To be famous and broke is hard.

Tags: Broke, Famous, Hard

To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee.

Tags: Employee, Money, Work