Don Rickles's Quotes
Biography of Don Rickles
I was sitting in the toilet and I was by myself. I was tired of playing with the roller, so I said I'd better write a book.Tags: Book, Said, Tired
Political correctness? In my humor, I never talk about politics. I was never much into all that.Tags: Humor, Political, Politics
Some people say funny things, but I say things funny.Tags: Funny
To me, the stand up part in my life is great. I know I can do that. When I get an acting chance, I'm really thrilled.Tags: Acting, Great, Life
To my knowledge, I was the first guy really to do what I do. And then later on different comedians started trying doing it.Tags: Knowledge, Started, Trying
When I'm onstage, I'm acting.Tags: Acting
You lose your energy, you lose that excitement and it gets the audience up.Tags: Energy, Excitement, Lose
I mean, in my - and I'm not trying to do spilled milk, but in those days it was a little - I think it was much tougher, because you got an image, and you were in a saloon. And it was tough to come out of a saloon and to get in films, and to maintain an image, you know.Tags: Mean, Tough, Trying
I'd like to think my performance is today. I never try to - it's so, as you know, watching me, I have a beginning, middle and ending. But every night the show changes and I relate to an audience and I relate to the young people.Tags: Night, Today, Try
In our day we went from - we went into saloons. We couldn't cross over like you can today, get a television series and all of a sudden you're a major movie star, you know.Tags: Movie, Star, Today
When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last.Tags: Alone, Everyone, Yourself
They always use the word 'insult' with me, but I don't hurt anybody. I wouldn't be sitting here if I did. I make fun of everybody and exaggerate all our insecurities.Tags: Fun, Here, Hurt
You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude.Tags: Attitude, Humor, Study
I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room.Tags: Doctor, Took, Walk
Struggling is hard because you never know what's at the end of the tunnel.Tags: End, Hard, Struggling
When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket.Tags: Kiss, Mind, Room
Eddie Fisher married to Elizabeth Taylor is like me trying to wash the Empire State Building with a bar of soap.Tags: Married, State, Trying
Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed.Tags: Business, Life, Show
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Funny is funny.Tags: Funny
I have to have energy because I have a lot of expenses. A couple of cars, couple of dogs and a big estate.Tags: Big, Cars, Energy
I was always the guy - out of insecurities, I was always making fun, even as a kid.Tags: Fun, Guy, Making
Everything I've ever done in my whole career, people might not know, I've never written anything down on paper.Tags: Career, Done, Whole
I have a problem, if the light goes on on TV and it blinks midnight, I don't know how to fix it.Tags: Goes, Light, Problem
I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.Tags: Funny, Give, Idea