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An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

Tags: Become, Order, Sorry  ✍ Author: Mitch Hedberg

There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators.

Tags: Power, Trapped, Yesterday  ✍ Author: Steven Wright

I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator.

Tags: Girl, She, Wonderful  ✍ Author: Steven Wright

When air conditioning, escalators, and advertising appeared, shopping expanded its scale, but also limited its spontaneity. And it became much more predictable, almost scientific. What had once been the most surprising became the most manipulated.

Tags: Almost, Once, Scientific  ✍ Author: Rem Koolhaas

If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the escalator. Because one time I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.

Tags: Choose, Move, Time  ✍ Author: Demetri Martin

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