Lawyers Quotes

The only difference between doctors and lawyers is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you, too.

Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.

Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.

That's the thing about us lawyers - if at all possible, we will consume each other.

The only real lawyers are trial lawyers, and trial lawyers try cases to juries.

If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.

Lawyers have a dangerous job in Iran.

We were just a one-room bookstore; we didn't have any money for lawyers.

Young lawyers attend the courts, not because they have business there, but because they have no business.

Lawyers are like beavers: They get in the mainstream and dam it up.

I don't have any friends; I just have lawyers.

We got dragged through a system and got burned by crooked lawyers, and the list goes on and on.

Lawyers don't run sales forces.

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

There's lots of stuff about me being a fan of Cliff but not being gay. Which suggests that he is, but he's not. Anyway, this is Channel 4, let their lawyers sort it out.

Everything bad that has ever happened to me has been caused by agents or lawyers.

Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent.

People do not win people fights. Lawyers do.

My family are not sporty - they are all doctors or lawyers.

I think the lawyers are such incredible actors. Can you imagine the performance they have to do every day?

Civilizations are not remembered by their business people, their bankers or lawyers. They're remembered by the arts.

Unfortunately, what many people forget is that judges are just lawyers in robes.

As any editor will tell you, startling newsroom revelations are generally met with queries about where the information came from and how the reporter got it. Seriously startling revelations are followed by the vetting of libel lawyers.

Our first concern is the security of the lawyers because without security you can't possibly have a fair trial, if trial at all, and that's not been adequately attended to.

Jurors want courtroom lawyers to have some compassion and be nice.