Monkey Quotes

Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.

It does get old to have to always be a monkey in a zoo. I don't know what it's like any more to be anonymous.

I got a pet monkey called Charlie Chan.

If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?

The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.

You never monkey with the truth.

I confess freely to you, I could never look long upon a monkey, without very mortifying reflections.

I really like the Caribbean. Anyplace in the Caribbean. I get there, and I feel like a monkey - the perfect state.

When I would be myself, I was being big-headed. I was being egotistical. I was a megalomaniac, when it really was just having not to be a monkey for a few hours a day. And fulfilling the need to be a man.