Sarah Silverman's Quotes
Biography of Sarah Silverman
Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.Tags: Afraid, Funny, Harsh
When I came out to L. A., I got a part in an episode of 'Star Trek: Voyager,' and I hired an acting coach.Tags: Acting, Coach, Star
You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage.Tags: Comic, Talk, Whatever
And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school.Tags: Change, Dad, School
I can't believe how much time has passed. The first time I did stand-up I was 17, and I was really a stand-up once I was 19 in New York, and now I'm 41, and I still feel like I haven't found myself onstage.Tags: Found, Once, Time
I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I'm not religious at all. I have no religion.Tags: Funny, Mean, Religion
I'm a very ritualistic person. I have to wash my face twice, and on the second wash before I rinse, I brush my teeth, then I rinse, then I floss, then I put on moisturizer. I'm ritualistic. Jewishness is very ritualistic.Tags: Face, Put, Second
I'm doing a lot of stand-up, but not like when you're living in New York and you can do three sets a night and it's your life, and you sleep all day and you wake up and you eat with a bunch of other comics and then get ready for the night.Tags: Life, Night, Sleep
I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it.Tags: Avoid, Offend, Shock
It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it.Tags: Powerful, Real, Truth
I mean, I love being with friends and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone who doesn't ultimately start judging you and your choices.Tags: Hard, Love, Someone
Men like to squash you. I just want someone who's happy with himself, happy with his life. He doesn't have to squash mine.Tags: Happy, Life, Men
Relations between black and white would be greatly improved if we were more accepting of our fears and our feelings and more vocal about it.Tags: Between, Black, Feelings
By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live.Tags: Night, Saturday, Time
Earlier in my career, I was really tight, really together, and knew who I was and I was confident. I kind of feel in between now.Tags: Between, Career, Together
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I just think of myself as a comedian, really.Tags: Comedian
I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing.Tags: Heart, Kissing, Shape
I never want to be in a position where I have to defend my material. It's too subjective. It's for other people to defend or not defend.Tags: Defend, Material, Position
I remember when I got a part on 'Seinfeld' it was like an out of body experience, I was so excited.Tags: Body, Experience, Remember
Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts.Tags: Facts, Humor
That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive.Tags: Offensive