Saturday Quotes

It's always nerve-wracking when you're hosting 'Saturday Night Live.' You either sink or swim.

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

I enjoy Saturday night racing.

I wasn't really qualified to be on Saturday Night Live - I'm not like an impressionist or anything.

Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.

If it weren't for The Groundlings, I would never be on Saturday Night Live.

Satire is what closes on Saturday night.

We had to decide: Do we want to do Saturday Night or go to our Senior Prom? We opted for Saturday Night Live.

One of my most exciting Saturday nights was just me and a bottle of wine and a crochet book.

You can go on 'Saturday Night Live' now and not even play live.

I wish I got a lie-in on Saturday mornings but I never do.

I tend to think that there is a sophistication to everything at 'Saturday Night Live,' including the sketches.

On Saturday, I was a surgeon in South Africa, very little known. On Monday, I was world renowned.

Life is a wretched gray Saturday, but it has to be lived through.

We were big Saturday Night Live and Eddie Murphy fans.

Who are taking to the witch burning Saturday night?

'Saturday Night Fever,' Paula Abdul, 'Fame,' Debbie Allen... all affected me and the generation before me.

If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.

I play American football every Saturday, which I find calming.

The one thing I could do was voices and impersonations and weird characters, and there was really no call for that, except on Saturday Night Live.

There was some conflict there over Saturday nights because we were all really broke in those days- all the money you had in the world was in your pockets. Nowadays when you're say you're broke, it's not the same thing.

I was on dialysis for 18 months before the transplant, so it was important I tried to look ahead to days like my comeback this Saturday. You need those big goals to drive you on.

My work is like my vacation, so in a way every day is like Saturday.

'Saturday Night Live' was like a university for funny.

Where do these arms come from, these Saturday night specials that constitute the instrument of threats in bank robberies, or the hand grenades used by terrorists? How can their sales and their import be permitted?