Gray hair is God's graffiti.

Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.

The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now.

I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.

I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don't cry over the one person who doesn't.

If you have no faith, you've lost your battle.

Parents are people who yell and they yell and they yell and they yell. And you already have the point... and they're still yelling.

When you become senile, you won't know it.

The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet.

For college seniors there should be a week of being allowed to cry. Just break down and cry because you are scared and don't know what's next.

That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked.

The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.

Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger.

When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing will win arguments and straighten people out.

It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.

When you introduce competition into the public school system, most studies show that schools start to do better when they are competing for students.

I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.

My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because parenting can only be learned by people who have no children.

There are some people who have trouble recognizing a mess.

Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.