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Brief about Dan Castellaneta: By info that we know Dan Castellaneta was born at 1957-10-29. And also Dan Castellaneta is American Actor.

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To many, Homer may appear lazy and a loser, but he's just much misguided. He's boorish, sure, but well meaning and, I guess, the one thing we have in common is the pursuit of lousy diets.

Tags: Lazy, Loser, May

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.

Tags: Beer, Solution, Temporary

Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves.

Tags: Good, Tired, Yourself

After years of doing it, you learn the difference between your ego and your opinion. When you're married you have to cut through that.

Tags: After, Ego, Opinion

The humor is essentially dark for a cartoon and sophisticated. But at the same time, being a cartoon gives the writers more freedom than in a normal sitcom. It always pushes the line that, despite human failings, the Simpsons are really decent people.

Tags: Freedom, Humor, Time

Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.

Tags: Eat, Kids, Wife

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.

Tags: Against, Easy, Getting

Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy.

Tags: Blues, Happy

I often say, if I wasn't part of the show I'd be a huge fan of it.

Tags: Fan, Often, Show

I think that most people don't even know that I do other things. They think that Homer is all that I do.

Tags: Homer

I've made a kind of pact with myself where I said, It doesn't matter what it is as long as I'm acting.

Tags: Acting, Matter, Said

If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be getting scripts out the wazoo.

Tags: Actually, Getting, Scripts

In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

Tags: House, Laws, Obey

It is better to watch things then to do them.

Tags: Watch

It's hard to find a play that's right for me to do. Rather than waiting around for the right script to come along, I decided to write one myself.

Tags: Hard, Rather, Waiting

It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up.

Tags: Funny, Job, Lines

The nice thing is that, at least in Los Angeles, I'm known as a character actor and I do auditions for other things besides just cartoon shows.

Tags: Actor, Character, Nice

The Simpsons take up so little time that I'm able to do other things as well.

Tags: Able, Simpsons, Time

I always enjoyed writing. I did playlets in high school, I did radio shows in college. That's one of the reasons I went down to Second City, because you could do acting and writing.

Tags: Acting, School, Writing

I think the tone of the show has certainly changed over the years, because it's really, really hard to do something different when you have a show going on as long as this has.

Tags: Changed, Hard, Show