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I'm gaining weight the right way: I'm drinking beer.

Tags: Drinking, Weight  ✍ Author: Johnny Damon

We didn't have a garage to rehearse in. We had to aggravate the folks in the house. But I got a chance to play in a beer joint, and that's how it started.

Tags: Chance, Started  ✍ Author: Charlie Daniels

I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something.

Tags: Looking, Old  ✍ Author: Johnny Depp

Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs.

Tags: Hot, Wanted  ✍ Author: Dwight D. Eisenhower

The most frustrating thing for musicians who want to play stuff from the new album is when everyone goes out to buy a beer.

Tags: Everyone, Stuff  ✍ Author: Joe Elliott

When we did the sign outside, we did not do the cigarette or the mug of beer because it was going to be outside. I wasn't sure if the city would object.

Tags: City, Sure  ✍ Author: Henry Louis Gates

But a year before that, I was starting to drink beer on the set of the film Lucas (1986).

Tags: Film, Year  ✍ Author: Corey Haim

They who drink beer will think beer.

Tags: Drink  ✍ Author: Washington Irving

I never had one beer. If I bought a six-pack of beer, I kept drinking till all six beers were gone. You have to have that kind of understanding about yourself. I haven't had a drink now in 12 years.

Tags: Drink, Yourself  ✍ Author: Robert Jackson

My first commercial was for Miller High Life beer.

Tags: High, Life  ✍ Author: Casey Kasem

If George W. Bush is the kind of person folks might like to have a beer with, John McCain is the guy you pray you don't get seated next to at a dinner party.

Tags: Might, Next  ✍ Author: Ellen Malcolm

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

Tags: Best, Drink  ✍ Author: Jack Nicholson

I'm a big root beer guy.

Tags: Big, Guy  ✍ Author: Dylan O\'Brien

I'd loved to wear jeans and t-shirts, but everybody was in the peace movement back then. And that was my ploy. I had to be careful not to say things like 'I like meat.' Actually I just wanted to drink beer and to screw.

Tags: Peace, Wanted  ✍ Author: Ed O\'Neill

In the summer we graduated we flipped out completely, drinking beer, cruising in our cars and beating up each other. It was a crazy summer. That's when I started to be interested in girls.

Tags: Crazy, Graduation  ✍ Author: Ed O\'Neill

Beer is the Danish national drink, and the Danish national weakness is another beer.

Tags: Another, Drink  ✍ Author: Clementine Paddleford

I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy.

Tags: Getting, Quite  ✍ Author: Emo Philips

He was a wise man who invented beer.

Tags: Invented, Wise  ✍ Author: Sylvia Plath

I learned early to drink beer, wine and whiskey. And I think I was about 5 when I first chewed tobacco.

Tags: Learned, Wine  ✍ Author: Babe Ruth

I'm more of a guy's girl. I like having a beer in a bar, and I don't bicker or sit down and do my nails.

Tags: Girl, Guy  ✍ Author: Zoe Saldana

Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.

Tags: Drink, Grow  ✍ Author: Arnold Schwarzenegger

I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.

Tags: Love, Mirror  ✍ Author: Sid Vicious

For drink, there was beer which was very strong when not mingled with water, but was agreeable to those who were used to it. They drank this with a reed, out of the vessel that held the beer, upon which they saw the barley swim.

Tags: Strong, Used  ✍ Author: Francis Xavier

I can't actually read interviews with thesps now because they're almost always fantastically predictable, the men especially. Actors are forever stressing their ordinariness, their beer and football-loving commitments.

Tags: Men, Read  ✍ Author: Peter York

My goal is to hit the gym every day I'm on vacation. Usually I just end up sleeping and drinking beer.

Tags: End, Goal  ✍ Author: Gary Allan
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My father was a preacher in Maryland and we had crab feasts - with corn on the cob, but no beer, being Methodist - outside on the church lawn.

Tags: Church, Father  ✍ Author: Tori Amos

I sat backstage and had a beer with Richard Chamberlain, Paul Newman, and Princess Grace.

Tags: Grace, Princess  ✍ Author: Christopher Atkins

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.

Tags: Bad, Water  ✍ Author: Dave Barry

Banks' beer. There's nothing like it! To Brazil. And to Barbados justice.

Tags: Brazil, Justice  ✍ Author: Ronald Biggs

For the second straight year, craft beer is the fastest growing segment of the U.S. alcoholic beverage industry. In 2005, craft beer experienced a 9 percent increase in volume, nearly triple that of the growth experienced in the wine and spirits industry.

Tags: Wine, Year  ✍ Author: Sherwood Boehlert

I look like the kind of guy who has a bottle of beer in my hand.

Tags: Guy, Hand  ✍ Author: Charles Bronson

There's something sexy about a gut. Not a 400-pound beer gut, but a little paunch. I love that.

Tags: Love, Sexy  ✍ Author: Sandra Bullock

It was my first scene. My first day. We could have started with me drinking a beer, something a little less than having Barbies touching each other. But they started with that.

Tags: Less, Started  ✍ Author: Gisele Bundchen

My voice? Yeah, well, I used to drink a lot of beer when I was a kid and I sounded like a drunk in a choir. I don't drink anymore.

Tags: Drunk, Used  ✍ Author: Eric Burdon

How many times have you been out for a beer or dinner and people are coming up with business ideas? Everybody wants to think they've got that great business idea.

Tags: Business, Great  ✍ Author: Mark Burnett

If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,' they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.

Tags: Idea, Said  ✍ Author: Adam Carolla

Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is.

Tags: Good, Home  ✍ Author: Billy Carter

There is no such thing as a bad beer. It's that some taste better than others.

Tags: Bad, Others  ✍ Author: Billy Carter

Yes, sir. I'm a real Southern boy. I got a red neck, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer.

Tags: Real, White  ✍ Author: Billy Carter

Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.

Tags: Good, Hard  ✍ Author: Billy Carter

I had this beer brewed just for me. I think its the best I ever tasted. And I've tasted a lot. I think you'll like it too.

Tags: Best, Tasted  ✍ Author: Billy Carter

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.

Tags: Solution, Temporary  ✍ Author: Dan Castellaneta

It's mostly Mars Bars and peanuts and cheese and you go to the fridge and there's Red Bull and Beer. It's not like people are holding me down and pouring beer in my face.

Tags: Cheese, Face  ✍ Author: Graham Coxon

I have respect for beer.

Tags: Respect  ✍ Author: Russell Crowe

I just did an interview where I was asked whether I drink beer or whisky, and I was sad to reveal that I'm pounding spring water.

Tags: Sad, Spring  ✍ Author: Brad Delson

Note, that yeast of good Beer, is better then that of Ale.

Tags: Good, Note  ✍ Author: Kenelm Digby

I do like beer, but lately I've started drinking non-alcoholic beer and I like the taste of it and I don't get the alcohol, so that's a good alternative also.

Tags: Alcohol, Good  ✍ Author: Mike Ditka

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Tags: Beauty, Eye  ✍ Author: Kinky Friedman

He asked if I was a songwriter, and I said yeah, that I was in town because I'd won this contest. He said, okay, then he was gonna play me his hit, and started singing 'When it's time to relax, one beer stands clear... '

Tags: Said, Time  ✍ Author: Arthur Godfrey

I'm a meat girl and I just love having a beer.

Tags: Girl, Love  ✍ Author: Jill Goodacre

We don't have to go that far to sell our beer because our immediate accounts sell so much. Places that sold 10 cases before, now they're selling 30.

Tags: Far, Places  ✍ Author: Martha Graham

Well, as I understand it, the main supporters are beer companies and the pharmaceutical companies. I'd like them to show me the dead bodies from marijuana. But they can't because there aren't any.

Tags: Dead, Understand  ✍ Author: Willie Herenton

When you are on tour in the UK it takes a few hours to get anywhere. A lot of the time you can have a beer, close your eyes for two minutes, and then you are there. In the U.S. it is much more like a road trip as all the cities are so spread apart.

Tags: Eyes, Time  ✍ Author: Kelly Jones

Very intense first summer out, to be 18 years old and never having gone on a date, never having smoked a cigarette, never had a drink, even a sip of beer, never kissed a girl, all of those things. It made for a fairly intense first year out.

Tags: Girl, Old  ✍ Author: Peter Jurasik

You know I love pot, and I love beer, but I am totally sober, just because it completely stopped working for me.

Tags: Love, Working  ✍ Author: Anthony Kiedis

Why should I paint dead fish, onions and beer glasses? Girls are so much prettier.

Tags: Dead, Why  ✍ Author: Marie Laurencin

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.

Tags: Makes, Ought  ✍ Author: Henry Lawson

The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it - they're the ones falling down the most.

Tags: Times, Wine  ✍ Author: Jay Leno

Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into.

Tags: Cry, Makes  ✍ Author: Don Marquis

I was an anorexic, beer drinking, class cutting, doodling, shoplifting, skater chick that was into nature, art class, and the beach.

Tags: Art, Nature  ✍ Author: Rebecca Miller

When I was broke, no one ever offered to buy me a beer. Now that I have quite a bit of money, everybody tries to buy me beers. Where were all these people back when I was in college and broke?

Tags: College, Money  ✍ Author: Chris Moneymaker

If you guys are going to be throwing beer bottles at us, at least make sure they're full.

Tags: Full, Sure  ✍ Author: Dave Mustaine

My parents would read those books to me as well but they used to make me starving when I was a kid because they were always eating ham sandwiches with the crusts off and drinking ginger beer.

Tags: Off, Parents  ✍ Author: Mike Myers

Give a man a beer, waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, and waste a lifetime!

Tags: Give, Teach  ✍ Author: Bill Owen

I didn't think I could go onstage and play unless I had a beer to loosen up. Well, if it was only one beer to loosen up, I'd probably still be drinking today.

Tags: Today, Unless  ✍ Author: Joe Perry

We've had drive-by shootings. I've been spat on, slapped, shot at. One guy tried to stab me with a broken beer bottle. But the way we look at it, if people do the worst they can, we'll still wake up in glory.

Tags: Broken, Guy  ✍ Author: Troy Perry

I don't know what goes on in the crowd. I've had them show up and throw beer cans at me. I caused riots in most of the major cities.

Tags: Goes, Show  ✍ Author: Lou Reed

I'd like us to deliver a little message to all the men still out there who think it's the '50s, and coming home simply means watching television with a beer.

Tags: Home, Men  ✍ Author: Patricia Richardson

God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.

Tags: God, Voice  ✍ Author: Anne Sexton

I have a beer belly.

Tags: Belly  ✍ Author: Christy Turlington

Paul Newman's an old friend of ours out of Cleveland, Ohio. He used to sit around our house. He's the only man I've ever known to drink a case of beer all by himself. That's talent in a way.

Tags: Friend, Old  ✍ Author: Lew Wasserman

The big compliment came from the beer drinkers who didn't know me. They wouldn't drink or move when I sang. If they had their glasses in mid-air, the glasses wouldn't come down.

Tags: Big, Move  ✍ Author: Ethel Waters

I drank beer, and I had a career year.

Tags: Career, Year  ✍ Author: David Wells

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.

Tags: Give, Woman  ✍ Author: Kaiser Wilhelm

You can do anything with beer that you can do with wine. Beer is great for basting or marinating meat and fish.

Tags: Great, Wine  ✍ Author: Grant Wood

We were sitting on the bus one day and there were 5 of us hanging out. There was only one beer left in the cooler and we actually all took a little cup and split it. It was a pathetic day in a rock and roll when five grown men have to be sitting there sharing a beer.

Tags: Men, Rock  ✍ Author: Zakk Wylde

I'm just worried that there's enough beer on the bus. That's the top priority at all times.

Tags: Enough, Times  ✍ Author: Zakk Wylde

On the tour we get a case of beer on the bus every day from Ozzfest.

Tags: Bus, Tour  ✍ Author: Zakk Wylde

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