I was born when you kissed me. I died when you left me. I lived a few weeks while you loved me.

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.

Things are never so bad they can't be made worse.

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go.

A hot dog at the game beats roast beef at the Ritz.

You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi.

I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.

I've been around a long time. Maybe the people like me.

The whole world is about three drinks behind.

I made more lousy pictures than any actor in history.

Well everybody in Casablanca has problems. Yours may work out.

Acting is experience with something sweet behind it.

All you owe the public is a good performance.

I can't say I ever loved my mother; I admired her.

The only thing you owe the public is a good performance.

Advertisements may be evaluated scientifically; they cannot be created scientifically.

In my opinion, fun is what makes advertising successful.

The Great Idea in advertising is far more than the sum of the recognition scores, the ratings and all the other superficial indicators of its success; it is in the realm of myth, to which measurements cannot apply.