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The first dog I had was owned by an abusive couple. He was very skittish. He wouldn't let me hold him. It was explained to me that it was because of how he was treated.

Tags: Him, Hold  ✍ Author: Casey Affleck

How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.

Tags: Call, Four  ✍ Author: Abraham Lincoln

I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.

Tags: Care, Religion  ✍ Author: Abraham Lincoln

If you call a tail a leg, how many legs has a dog? Five? No, calling a tail a leg don't make it a leg.

Tags: Call, Five  ✍ Author: Abraham Lincoln

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

Tags: Fight, Size  ✍ Author: Mark Twain

Truly, I would not hang a dog by my will, much more a man who hath any honesty in him.

Tags: Him, Honesty  ✍ Author: William Shakespeare

Truth is a good dog; but always beware of barking too close to the heels of an error, lest you get your brains kicked out.

Tags: Good, Truth  ✍ Author: Francis Bacon

I will try to make a doll of Oksana with a little dog.

Tags: Doll, Try  ✍ Author: Oksana Baiul

To push behind the dog sled and run in front of the dog sled. That was always an interesting job.

Tags: Job, Run  ✍ Author: Ann Bancroft

The dog is the god of frolic.

Tags: God, Pet  ✍ Author: Henry Ward Beecher

The dog was created specially for children. He is a god of frolic.

Tags: Children, God  ✍ Author: Henry Ward Beecher

Dog - a kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship.

Tags: Catch, Worship  ✍ Author: Ambrose Bierce

When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.

Tags: Child, Water  ✍ Author: Erma Bombeck

I converse with my dog through ESP.

Tags: Converse  ✍ Author: Taylor Caldwell

I signed Koufax for fourteen grand and a hot dog.

Tags: Grand, Hot  ✍ Author: Al Campanis

I'm an absolute fan of 1970s New York in films like 'Mean Streets' and 'Dog Day Afternoon.'

Tags: Afternoon, Mean  ✍ Author: Guillaume Canet

The life of an uneducated man is as useless as the tail of a dog which neither covers its rear end, nor protects it from the bites of insects.

Tags: End, Life  ✍ Author: George Washington Carver

Writers are lampposts and critics are dogs. Ask lampposts what they think about dogs. Does the dog hurt the lamppost?

Tags: Ask, Hurt  ✍ Author: Paulo Coelho

What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.

Tags: Favorite, Pet  ✍ Author: Rodney Dangerfield

Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.

Tags: Call, Him  ✍ Author: Rodney Dangerfield

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.

Tags: Picture, Wedding  ✍ Author: Phyllis Diller

What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog.

Tags: Fight, Pet  ✍ Author: Dwight D. Eisenhower

I just want to be in my sweats, walk my dog, watch TV and eat pizza.

Tags: Eat, Walk  ✍ Author: America Ferrera

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day.

Tags: Big, Hockey  ✍ Author: Michael J. Fox

Dogs are more of a responsibility than kids - you can send a kid off to their grandparents or a nanny, but with a dog you can't do that.

Tags: Kids, Off  ✍ Author: Sunil Gangopadhyay
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I'm perfectly happy doing nothing. I'll hang around the house and take the dog to the park.

Tags: Happy, House  ✍ Author: Jorge Garcia

At twenty a man is a peacock, at thirty a lion, at forty a camel, at fifty a serpent, at sixty a dog, at seventy an ape, at eighty a nothing at all.

Tags: Lion, Thirty  ✍ Author: Baltasar Gracian

The highest compliment that you can pay me is to say that I work hard every day, that I never dog it.

Tags: Hard, Work  ✍ Author: Wayne Gretzky

I knew there was a story; once you find a dog with a fork through it, you know there's a story there.

Tags: Once, Story  ✍ Author: Mark Haddon

I won't go to England because they won't let my dog in.

Tags: England, Won  ✍ Author: Uta Hagen

I was green. All I knew was to walk my dog and go to church.

Tags: Church, Walk  ✍ Author: Jessica Hahn

I can't tell you how much we laughed on the set to have Alec Guinness in a scene with a big, furry dog that's flying a space ship.

Tags: Big, Tell  ✍ Author: Mark Hamill

I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!

Tags: Born, Hell  ✍ Author: Audrey Hepburn

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.

Tags: Dogs, Pet  ✍ Author: Aldous Huxley

I think having a dog makes you more compassionate.

Tags: Makes  ✍ Author: Cheyenne Jackson

I remember walking the dog one day, I saw a car full of teenage girls, and one of them rolled down the window and yelled, 'Marc Jacobs!' in a French accent.

Tags: Car, Remember  ✍ Author: Marc Jacobs

I enjoy walking my dog and completing crossword puzzles.

Tags: Enjoy, Walking  ✍ Author: Brian Jacques

I had rather see the portrait of a dog that I know, than all the allegorical paintings they can show me in the world.

Tags: Rather, Show  ✍ Author: Samuel Johnson

Young blood must have its course, lad, and every dog its day.

Tags: Blood, Young  ✍ Author: Charles Kingsley

A book reads the better which is our own, and has been so long known to us, that we know the topography of its blots, and dog's ears, and can trace the dirt in it to having read it at tea with buttered muffins.

Tags: Book, Read  ✍ Author: Charles Lamb

You really can't take a cat and turn it into a dog, or try and get lemons off an apple tree, or what have you.

Tags: Off, Try  ✍ Author: Diane Lane

But in order to be the thing you want to be, you have to work like a dog at the thing you love.

Tags: Love, Work  ✍ Author: Frank Langella

We are more than the sum of our biochemical functions. Even the tiniest flea is an incredibly complex living creature, with mouth-parts adapted to feeding on the blood of your cat or dog.

Tags: Blood, Living  ✍ Author: Robert Lanza

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

Tags: Computers, Home  ✍ Author: Brie Larson

The feeling of being an underdog, not belonging, is very much me. You harbour a little feeling of resentment towards the 'upper dog'.

Tags: Feeling, Resentment  ✍ Author: Asa Larsson

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

Tags: Pet, Wear  ✍ Author: Fran Lebowitz

Be thou comforted, little dog, Thou too in Resurrection shall have a little golden tail.

Tags: Golden, Shall  ✍ Author: Martin Luther

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai.

Tags: Lady, Real  ✍ Author: Shirley MacLaine

I'm a dog person; I've had dogs all my life.

Tags: Dogs, Life  ✍ Author: John Mahoney

I'm a dog person, I've had dogs all my life. But you see, it's not really a dog. It's more like a little robot. It's an actor. It displays no emotion whatsoever. I swear that dog doesn't know any of us even though we've done five seasons of Frasier.

Tags: Done, Life  ✍ Author: John Mahoney

If you have a dog, I must have a dog. If you have a rifle, I must have a rifle. If you have a club, I must have a club. This is equality.

Tags: Club, Equality  ✍ Author: Malcolm X

A dog that has rabies probably will do things it wouldn't do if it didn't have rabies. But that doesn't change the fact that it has rabies.

Tags: Change, Fact  ✍ Author: John Malkovich

A professor must have a theory as a dog must have fleas.

Tags: Professor, Theory  ✍ Author: H. L. Mencken

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

Tags: Door, Wrong  ✍ Author: Ogden Nash

Sure I know where the press room is - I just look for where they throw the dog meat.

Tags: Room, Sure  ✍ Author: Martina Navratilova

Acting is invigorating. But I don't analyse it too much. It's like a dog smelling where it's going to do its toilet in the morning.

Tags: Acting, Morning  ✍ Author: Liam Neeson

I remember thinking, ''Downward dog' is so not a resting pose!' Now it actually can be.

Tags: Remember, Thinking  ✍ Author: Jennifer Nettles

When it comes to having a central nervous system, and the ability to feel pain, hunger, and thirst, a rat is a pig is a dog is a boy.

Tags: Pain, System  ✍ Author: Ingrid Newkirk

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.

Tags: Ego, Whenever  ✍ Author: Friedrich Nietzsche

If you want a friend, buy a dog.

Tags: Buy, Friend  ✍ Author: Kevin O\'Leary

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

Tags: Everybody, Knew  ✍ Author: Shaquille O\'Neal

Because I was newly pregnant, I was sick as a dog, yet I knew all my lines from a year before.

Tags: Sick, Year  ✍ Author: Gwyneth Paltrow

I am still married, yes - no children. I have Benzo, though; he's my dog, a Lhasa apso.

Tags: Children, Married  ✍ Author: Archie Panjabi

Gromit was the name of a cat. When I started modeling the cat I just didn't feel it was quite right, so I made it into a dog because he could have a bigger nose and bigger, longer legs.

Tags: Nose, Started  ✍ Author: Nick Park

Sooner or later we're all someone's dog.

Tags: Later, Someone  ✍ Author: Terry Pratchett

I was Chairman Mao's dog. What he said to bite, I bit.

Tags: Bit, Said  ✍ Author: Jiang Qing

The remedy for thirst? It is the opposite of the one for a dog bite: run always after a dog, he'll never bite you; drink always before thirst, and it will never overtake you.

Tags: After, Run  ✍ Author: Lily Rabe

We have a queen-size bed and the dog sleeps in the middle. John and I are sort of these little quotation marks on either corner.

Tags: Bed, Either  ✍ Author: Rachael Ray

My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.

Tags: Kid, Year  ✍ Author: Joan Rivers

The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got.

Tags: Save, Time  ✍ Author: Will Rogers

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Tags: Average, Pet  ✍ Author: Andy Rooney

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.

Tags: Feet, Pet  ✍ Author: Rita Rudner

I don't want any dog to be put down.

Tags: Put  ✍ Author: Tila Tequila

You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.

Tags: Friend, Politics  ✍ Author: Harry S. Truman

I can watch endless humans get killed, but if I see a movie and they kill a dog, I practically want to walk out.

Tags: Movie, Walk  ✍ Author: Enrique Vila-Matas

My wife and I volunteer for the Guide Dog Foundation, and we have two giant labs.

Tags: Foundation, Wife  ✍ Author: Tabare Vazquez

The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.

Tags: Favor, Himself  ✍ Author: Thorstein Veblen

So I consider myself a dog person. Kind of. Had dogs when I was a kid, but my parents would never have dreamed of having them in the house.

Tags: House, Parents  ✍ Author: Jacques Verges

I do Pilates, and hike with my dog.

Tags: Hike, Pilates  ✍ Author: Kate Walsh

I feel that the thing that probably aided me the most in that scene with the dog was the utilization and using an actual recreation, affective memory, if you want to call it, of pain.

Tags: Memory, Pain  ✍ Author: Ray Walston

I can't imagine God not allowing my dog into heaven.

Tags: God, Heaven  ✍ Author: Rau\'Shee Warren

I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

Tags: Gone, Pet  ✍ Author: Steven Wright

But was there ever dog that praised his fleas?

Tags: Fleas, Praised  ✍ Author: William Butler Yeats

I've been on so many blind dates I should get a free dog.

Tags: Blind, Free  ✍ Author: Whitney M. Young

People will sooner aid a sick dog lying on the sidewalk than to try to find shelter for a sick person. It's too much to deal with.

Tags: Sick, Try  ✍ Author: Michael Zaslow

Never Have Your Dog Stuffed is really advice to myself, a reminder to myself not to avoid change or uncertainty, but to go with it, to surf into change.

Tags: Advice, Change  ✍ Author: Alan Alda

If you come on my property, I've got you from the second that you enter on. There's little lasers... my TVs come on in my room and fall just right on you. So, there's no way to sneak up on me. And I've got a loud dog.

Tags: Fall, Second  ✍ Author: Gary Allan

Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar.

Tags: Seem, Smoking  ✍ Author: Steve Allen

I think it's wonderful that people in pickup trucks are buying two flats of dog food and a copy of 'Bastard.' I want my view of the world to be right up there next to gallon boxes of Tide.

Tags: Food, Wonderful  ✍ Author: Dorothy Allison

People who wear fur smell like a wet dog if they're in the rain. And they look fat and gross.

Tags: Fat, Rain  ✍ Author: Pamela Anderson

Golf seems to be an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dog's out.

Tags: Golf, Walk  ✍ Author: Princess Anne

I reserve the right to tell shaggy dog stories or even common jokes as part of what I'm doing. I don't give a damn if half the audience walks out.

Tags: Give, Tell  ✍ Author: David Antin

My daughter is here in town doing a play, and her dog is staying with us. We live up in the hills, so he has access to thousands of acres of wilderness.

Tags: Her, Here  ✍ Author: Rene Auberjonois

I started playing bluegrass with my family, so there were the G, C and D chords. I was playing a Martin acoustic because that's what Carter Stanley of the Stanley Brothers played. Then I got into the really raw blues of Hound Dog Taylor and started on electric guitar.

Tags: Family, Guitar  ✍ Author: Dan Auerbach

A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better.

Tags: Best, Pet  ✍ Author: Norman Ralph Augustine

We have to convince the people of Bucharest, who are dog lovers, to treat dogs like they treat their children and not just let them roam the streets.

Tags: Children, Treat  ✍ Author: Brigitte Bardot

I'm a mad dog whose only concern is winning.

Tags: Mad, Winning  ✍ Author: Charles Barkley

I had a Shiatsu dog for 12 years - we were different in size but he was certainly man's best friend, he was my little guy.

Tags: Best, Friend  ✍ Author: Brian Baumgartner

Oh, love will make a dog howl in rhyme.

Tags: Love, Oh  ✍ Author: Pierre Beaumarchais

We then went through the audition process and picked a guy named Richard Campbell and he is no secret to L.A. players as he was with Natalie Cole for years and Three Dog Night.

Tags: Night, Secret  ✍ Author: Gerry Beckley

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