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Born: 1981-07-16
Profession: Novelist
Nation: American
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True friends: only a few have 'em, but only a few will admit that they don't.

Tags: Few, Friends, True

As much as it hurts, I would rather miss someone than hit someone.

Tags: Hurts, Rather, Someone

Just because you're scarred for life doesn't mean you should be scared to live.

Tags: Life, Mean, Scared

Dear disgruntled artists: the key to success isn't kicking down the door; it's building your own.

Tags: Artists, Door, Success

Chuck Norris doesn't need to understand the work of James Joyce; James Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris.

Tags: Needs, Understand, Work

Don't hate the word, playa; hate the dictionary.

Tags: Dictionary, Hate, Word

I imagine the life of an atheistic praying mantis to be rather torturous.

Tags: Imagine, Life, Rather

Love becomes logically true when lost but still sought from the same source.

Tags: Lost, Love, True

Maybe the best way to get people to be pro-life is to start 'em off in amateur-life.

Tags: Best, Off, Start

Some people put up a peace sign with one hand. Some people put up the middle finger instead. I use two hands and put up both.

Tags: Both, Peace, Put

The only way to get under me is to get over yourself.

Tags: Yourself

A government full of Democrats would rather have you be a Republican, and a government full of Republicans would rather have you be a Democrat, than have you oppose both.

Tags: Both, Government, Rather

Comedy is only as stupid as you are smart.

Tags: Comedy, Smart, Stupid

Don't hate me 'cause I'm booed a fool!

Tags: Cause, Fool, Hate

Get tough: don't work under pressure; work over pressure.

Tags: Pressure, Tough, Work

He has your finger, but I have your heart.

Tags: Finger, Heart

I watch what I eat every day. I mean, who actually eats with their eyes closed?

Tags: Actually, Eyes, Mean

I wonder: when a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to Heaven, does God hide behind the door and pretend He's not home?

Tags: Door, God, Home

I write my own quotes. Except this one. I obviously stole this from somebody really clever.

Tags: Except, Somebody, Write

I'll take a redrum with a rellik please.

Tags: Please

Individuality or Unity? I say there's room for both.

Tags: Both, Room, Unity

Just because you're upfront with someone doesn't mean you're an honest person; you might just be someone in the passenger seat.

Tags: Honest, Mean, Someone

Technology forced me to divorce a pixie and remarry a pixel.

Tags: Divorce, Forced, Technology
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You might not be able to stomach it, but as long as you can mind it, your heart will be all right.

Tags: Able, Heart, Mind

What's love if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get back once lost? What's hate if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get rid of once found?

Tags: Hate, Lost, Love