Brian Celio's Quotes
Biography of Brian Celio
True friends: only a few have 'em, but only a few will admit that they don't.Tags: Few, Friends, True
Just because you're scarred for life doesn't mean you should be scared to live.Tags: Life, Mean, Scared
Dear disgruntled artists: the key to success isn't kicking down the door; it's building your own.Tags: Artists, Door, Success
Chuck Norris doesn't need to understand the work of James Joyce; James Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris.Tags: Needs, Understand, Work
I imagine the life of an atheistic praying mantis to be rather torturous.Tags: Imagine, Life, Rather
Maybe the best way to get people to be pro-life is to start 'em off in amateur-life.Tags: Best, Off, Start
Some people put up a peace sign with one hand. Some people put up the middle finger instead. I use two hands and put up both.Tags: Both, Peace, Put
The only way to get under me is to get over yourself.Tags: Yourself
A government full of Democrats would rather have you be a Republican, and a government full of Republicans would rather have you be a Democrat, than have you oppose both.Tags: Both, Government, Rather
I watch what I eat every day. I mean, who actually eats with their eyes closed?Tags: Actually, Eyes, Mean
I wonder: when a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to Heaven, does God hide behind the door and pretend He's not home?Tags: Door, God, Home
I write my own quotes. Except this one. I obviously stole this from somebody really clever.Tags: Except, Somebody, Write
I'll take a redrum with a rellik please.Tags: Please
Just because you're upfront with someone doesn't mean you're an honest person; you might just be someone in the passenger seat.Tags: Honest, Mean, Someone
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You might not be able to stomach it, but as long as you can mind it, your heart will be all right.Tags: Able, Heart, Mind