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Brief about Brian Celio: By info that we know Brian Celio was born at 1981-07-16. And also Brian Celio is American Novelist.

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True friends: only a few have 'em, but only a few will admit that they don't.

Tags: Few, Friends, True

As much as it hurts, I would rather miss someone than hit someone.

Tags: Hurts, Rather, Someone

Just because you're scarred for life doesn't mean you should be scared to live.

Tags: Life, Mean, Scared

Dear disgruntled artists: the key to success isn't kicking down the door; it's building your own.

Tags: Artists, Door, Success

Chuck Norris doesn't need to understand the work of James Joyce; James Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris.

Tags: Needs, Understand, Work

Don't hate the word, playa; hate the dictionary.

Tags: Dictionary, Hate, Word

I imagine the life of an atheistic praying mantis to be rather torturous.

Tags: Imagine, Life, Rather

Love becomes logically true when lost but still sought from the same source.

Tags: Lost, Love, True

Maybe the best way to get people to be pro-life is to start 'em off in amateur-life.

Tags: Best, Off, Start

Some people put up a peace sign with one hand. Some people put up the middle finger instead. I use two hands and put up both.

Tags: Both, Peace, Put

The only way to get under me is to get over yourself.

Tags: Yourself

A government full of Democrats would rather have you be a Republican, and a government full of Republicans would rather have you be a Democrat, than have you oppose both.

Tags: Both, Government, Rather

Comedy is only as stupid as you are smart.

Tags: Comedy, Smart, Stupid

Don't hate me 'cause I'm booed a fool!

Tags: Cause, Fool, Hate

Get tough: don't work under pressure; work over pressure.

Tags: Pressure, Tough, Work

He has your finger, but I have your heart.

Tags: Finger, Heart

I watch what I eat every day. I mean, who actually eats with their eyes closed?

Tags: Actually, Eyes, Mean

I wonder: when a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to Heaven, does God hide behind the door and pretend He's not home?

Tags: Door, God, Home

I write my own quotes. Except this one. I obviously stole this from somebody really clever.

Tags: Except, Somebody, Write

I'll take a redrum with a rellik please.

Tags: Please