Johnny Knoxville's Quotes

I'm the fun dad, I am also the disciplinarian.

If someone hits me I consider it a challenge.

It's unfortunate when kids get hurt, but I wish parents would monitor what their kids are doing and watching. It's common sense, really.

People go to car races to watch the crashes.

The worse the reviews, the better for our demographic.

We're just trying to make ourselves laugh. We realize critics are going to hate it, but it just makes fans like it more.

What calmed me down finally was when my girlfriend got pregnant.

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind.

You were about five feet short of a ten feet jump?

I have a whole slew of doctors. I can count eight in my phone right now - eight different doctors, all for different parts of my body. I have specialists.

I just try to think of all the things that could go wrong so in that split second when it happens, maybe your body reacts in a way where it protects you just a little.

My parents said that I was nine months old and would throw myself out of the crib onto the floor continually. As soon as they left the room after putting me back in they'd hear a big bump and I'd be on the floor again.

Of course I've had a bunch of broken bones, sprains and I've had five or six concussions, with three serious ones. I also got a real heavy duty blood clot and internal bleeding from where I was shot in the stomach with a beanbag bullet that the police use for crowd control. I've also had six stitches in my head.

People try to challenge me in bars every now and then. As long as they're not physical I just walk away, but if they get physical then I just end up in a fight.

Suffering will get you great footage. I don't know about closer to God. Although there have been times when I've suffered to the point where I think I might be about to meet him.

When I used to go into bars people would try and fight me. Women would punch me 10 years ago or put cigarettes out on my arm or my face. But it doesn't seem to happen any more. They show us a lot of love.

I'm lucky enough to be with someone, and I am happy.

I pretty much operate on adrenaline and ignorance.

'I know this is going to end bad, but I'm going to pretend it's going to end good.' My life's philosophy.

I think everyone roots for the underdog.