Lecture Quotes

My parents never really lecture me.

A lecture is much more of a dialogue than many of you probably realize.

Professors simply can't discuss a thing. Habit compels them to deliver a lecture.

When audiences come to see us authors lecture, it is largely in the hope that we'll be funnier to look at than to read.

I don't lecture and I don't grind any axes. I just want to entertain.

Even when I lecture per se, I am a joke comedian, I can do the voices.

When I lecture, under almost all circumstances, I write a new lecture for the occasion. It helps me think. It helps me make demands of myself that I would not otherwise make.

People don't listen when you lecture. No one wants to be talked down to or scolded.