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Born: 1973-12-28
Profession: Comedian
Nation: American
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When my girlfriend and I talk about being happy, I'll get choked up, which I think is the greatest gift you can give a girlfriend.

Tags: Give, Greatest, Happy

I enjoy talking about politics a great deal.

Tags: Enjoy, Great, Politics

I love cheese plates. Though I actually hate cheese plates. Because I can't say no to them.

Tags: Actually, Hate, Love

I'm a terrible grocery shopper. I hardly ever do it. And if I do, there's never more than three things in the bag.

Tags: Bag, Terrible, Three

I'm strictly a sugar-free Red Bull guy. I'd rather enjoy my sugar intake elsewhere.

Tags: Enjoy, Guy, Rather

It's nice when I get offered small parts. But I really think that 'SNL' is what my skill set is best designed for.

Tags: Best, Nice, Small

It's weird to sit as a comedian. Being still drives me crazy.

Tags: Crazy, Sit, Weird

My father is sort of the jokester. My dad is still the funniest guy in our family.

Tags: Dad, Family, Father

Once you get past funny, my other qualities are so below average. It's not like I'm handy.

Tags: Funny, Once, Past

People appreciate it when you take some time to think about who will be listening to your jokes.

Tags: Appreciate, Jokes, Time

'SNL' after-parties are sort of like a time to celebrate your successes and drown your sorrows, depending on how the show went for you.

Tags: Celebrate, Show, Time

The first time I had disposable income, the two things I cared most about were a television and a couch.

Tags: Income, Television, Time

My mother is an incredibly beautiful woman who has laughed at every single thing my father's ever said. At a young age, my brother and I understood that if you can make girls laugh, you can punch well above your weight class.

Tags: Age, Beautiful, Mother

The nice thing about anger is that, as an emotion, it's strong enough to unplug me from the comedian's mind for a minute and just be a frustrated member of the citizenry.

Tags: Anger, Nice, Strong