Why is it you feel like a dope if you laugh alone, but that's usually how you end up crying?

I just don't want to die without a few scars.

It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget.

The most boring scenes are the scenes where a character is alone.

Everyone smiles with that invisible gun to their head.

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the fact that I was breathing.

People have to really suffer before they can risk doing what they love.

A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could ever expect from perfection.

I like to get people moving and jumping. I think it's good to add more emotion and chaos.

You must realize that one day you will die. Until then you are worthless.

Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have left of our education.

I really love idiot, enlightened characters - these characters who fail to engage with the drama of their immediate circumstances; they fail to be reactive and enrolled by drama as it happens around them.

The only difference between suicide and martyrdom is press coverage.

If I can't be beautiful, I want to be invisible.

Maybe we have to break everything to make something better out of ourselves.

Reality means you live until you die. The real truth is nobody wants reality.

Since change is constant, you wonder if people crave death because it's the only way they can get anything really finished.

What we don't understand we can make mean anything.

If I could wake up in a different place, at a different time, could I wake up as a different person?