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Rodney Dangerfield's Profile

Brief about Rodney Dangerfield: By info that we know Rodney Dangerfield was born at 1921-11-22. And also Rodney Dangerfield is American Comedian.

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On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.

Tags: Kids, Looking, Parents

I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.

Tags: Girl, Last, Night

With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!

Tags: Night, Sex, Wife

My mother had morning sickness after I was born.

Tags: After, Morning, Mother

My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.

Tags: Dying, Wanted, Wish

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

Tags: Parents, Radio, Tell

Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself.

Tags: Acting, Himself, Time

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.

Tags: Happy, Met, Wife

What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.

Tags: Dog, Favorite, Pet

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

Tags: Her, Truth, Wife

I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette.

Tags: Cigarette, General, Surgeon

My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.

Tags: Father, Kid, Picture

If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all.

Tags: Life, Sex

I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.

Tags: Ask, Big, Pet

I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.

Tags: Good, Kids, Wife

My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.

Tags: Again, Marriage, Wife

My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.

Tags: Home, Sexy, Wife

Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.

Tags: Call, Dog, Him

We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.

Tags: Marriage, Sleep, Together

My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.

Tags: Friend, Mother, She
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