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No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

Tags: Fight, Matter  ✍ Author: Abraham Lincoln

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

Tags: Cats, Treat  ✍ Author: Winston Churchill

I heard that Jesus had a pet dinosaur. Evolution must be a myth then.

Tags: Heard, Jesus  ✍ Author: John Bacon

The dog is the god of frolic.

Tags: Dog, God  ✍ Author: Henry Ward Beecher

We all have our pet things that we like to get religious about.

Tags: Religious  ✍ Author: Joseph Cannon

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

Tags: Life, Whole  ✍ Author: Roger Caras

Cats don't like change without their consent.

Tags: Cats, Change  ✍ Author: Roger Caras

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

Tags: Petty, Sweat  ✍ Author: George Carlin

There's a saying. If you want someone to love you forever, buy a dog, feed it and keep it around.

Tags: Love, Someone  ✍ Author: Dick Dale

I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days.

Tags: Difficult, Training  ✍ Author: Bill Dana

What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.

Tags: Dog, Favorite  ✍ Author: Rodney Dangerfield

I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.

Tags: Ask, Big  ✍ Author: Rodney Dangerfield

I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.

Tags: Family, Three  ✍ Author: Rodney Dangerfield

I try not to wear anything I have to fidget with - there's nothing worse than wearing something and pulling down the hem and re-adjusting the top. My pet hate is when girls wear those strapless dresses and spend the whole night yanking them up.

Tags: Hate, Night  ✍ Author: Sophie Ellis Bextor

I have a Lab, it's fun to hang out and hike with the dog, people come up to him, and pet him, it's fun.

Tags: Fun, Him  ✍ Author: George Eads

Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.

Tags: Dogs, Laugh  ✍ Author: Max Eastman

What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog.

Tags: Dog, Fight  ✍ Author: Dwight D. Eisenhower

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions; they pass no criticisms.

Tags: Ask, Friends  ✍ Author: George Eliot

I really liked the snake that breaks out of the cage in the beginning of the movie. I saw it in real life, and it was really cool. Really big and fat. The owls are cool as well, but you can't really pet them.

Tags: Cool, Life  ✍ Author: Tom Felton

My biggest pet peeve are just girls who go to sports bars who have no intention on caring what teams are playing, like they're looking for just a night out. That drives me more crazy than anything else. Like, don't pretend to be a sports fan.

Tags: Crazy, Sports  ✍ Author: Jerry Ferrara

Until one has loved an animal a part of one's soul remains unawakened.

Tags: Soul, Until  ✍ Author: Anatole France

Time spent with cats is never wasted.

Tags: Cats, Time  ✍ Author: Sigmund Freud

I love animals and feel very strongly that people should not be allowed to buy a pet if they are not able to look after it.

Tags: After, Love  ✍ Author: Kirsty Gallacher

Kittens can happen to anyone.

Tags: Anyone, Happen  ✍ Author: Paul Gallico

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

Tags: Loving, Men  ✍ Author: Charles de Gaulle
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The cat is a dilettante in fur.

Tags: Cat, Fur  ✍ Author: Theophile Gautier

A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip.

Tags: Gossip, Real  ✍ Author: Billy Graham

There are people all over the world who like to write fan letters in the voice of their pet: 'Hello, my name is Fifi and I'm a labrador and I think you're great. Paw paw!'

Tags: Great, Write  ✍ Author: Rebecca Hall

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Tags: Men, Women  ✍ Author: Robert A. Heinlein

I got a pet monkey called Charlie Chan.

Tags: Charlie, Monkey  ✍ Author: Jimi Hendrix

Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.

Tags: Human, Lion  ✍ Author: Katharine Hepburn

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.

Tags: Dog, Dogs  ✍ Author: Aldous Huxley

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.

Tags: Cats, Nature  ✍ Author: Garrison Keillor

Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many different ailments, but I have never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.

Tags: Good, Rather  ✍ Author: Joseph Wood Krutch

Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.

Tags: Ask, Cats  ✍ Author: Joseph Wood Krutch

We are telling veterans they must sacrifice to pay for the pet projects and contracts to campaign donors of powerful members of Congress.

Tags: Powerful, Sacrifice  ✍ Author: Nick Lampson

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

Tags: Accept, Wonderful  ✍ Author: Ann Landers

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

Tags: Dog, Wear  ✍ Author: Fran Lebowitz

I've always been mad about cats.

Tags: Cats, Mad  ✍ Author: Vivien Leigh

I was a dog in a past life. Really. I'll be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of double take. Like, Hey, I know him.

Tags: Life, Past  ✍ Author: William H. Macy

Environmentalists hate sprawl - except when it comes to the size of their expansive pet legislation on Capitol Hill.

Tags: Except, Hate  ✍ Author: Michelle Malkin

The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.

Tags: Eventually, Trouble  ✍ Author: Ogden Nash

It is one of my pet hates when I see players who have agents who do everything for them. They don't know how to set up their own bank accounts, they don't know what they are spending their money on and they can't make their own decisions.

Tags: Decisions, Money  ✍ Author: Gary Neville

What happens when you take a lion out of the safari and try to take him to your place of residence and make him a house pet? It ain't going to happen. That's the type of person that I am. I'm that lion.

Tags: Happen, Him  ✍ Author: Cam Newton

Never wear anything that panics the cat.

Tags: Cat, Wear  ✍ Author: P. J. O\'Rourke

Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.

Tags: God, Maybe  ✍ Author: Chuck Palahniuk

I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.

Tags: Wish, Write  ✍ Author: Edgar Allan Poe

We created a line of pet food called Nutrish that's made to human standards, and 100 percent of the proceeds go to animal rescue. One of our top-tier donors is the ASPCA, and they help us challenge animal shelters all across the country to get more animals placed in homes.

Tags: Food, Help  ✍ Author: Rachael Ray

We have three cats. It's like having children, but there is no tuition involved.

Tags: Children, Three  ✍ Author: Ron Reagan

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Tags: Average, Dog  ✍ Author: Andy Rooney

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

Tags: Religious, Weird  ✍ Author: Rita Rudner

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.

Tags: Dog, Feet  ✍ Author: Rita Rudner

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.

Tags: Life, Music  ✍ Author: Albert Schweitzer

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.

Tags: Cats, Wisdom  ✍ Author: Hippolyte Taine

Those who wish to pet and baby wild animals 'love' them. But those who respect their natures and wish to let them live normal lives, love them more.

Tags: Love, Respect  ✍ Author: Edwin Way Teale

It's true, you can never eat a pet you name. And anyway, it would be like a ventriloquist eating his dummy.

Tags: Name, True  ✍ Author: Charlize Theron

When you want a break from dogs, and you take them to the kennel to the stars, no one thinks you're a bad pet owner. But when you have kids, you can't drop them off for three weeks without someone calling Child Protective Services!

Tags: Bad, Someone  ✍ Author: Gabrielle Union

My idea of a perfect pet is a really, really big dog! Huge!

Tags: Big, Perfect  ✍ Author: Emily VanCamp

I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through.

Tags: Earth, Sure  ✍ Author: Jules Verne

The smallest feline is a masterpiece.

Tags: Smallest  ✍ Author: Leonardo da Vinci

I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

Tags: Dog, Gone  ✍ Author: Steven Wright

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.

Tags: Lost, Somewhere  ✍ Author: Steven Wright

One of my pet peeves is that sometimes the talents of my band get overlooked because, and it was the same problem that Frank Zappa had, with a lot of groups that use humor, people don't realize there's a lot of craft behind the comedy.

Tags: Humor, Problem  ✍ Author: Al Yankovic

There are all sorts of cute puppy dogs, but it doesn't stop people from going out and buying Dobermans.

Tags: Cute, Stop  ✍ Author: Angus Young

One of my biggest pet peeves is well-dressed designers. If you spend that much time thinking about your own clothes, you're not spending enough time thinking about what you're designing.

Tags: Thinking, Time  ✍ Author: Sidney Altman

As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.

Tags: Patience, Time  ✍ Author: Cleveland Amory

I was in three academic clubs, a huge book worm and the teacher's pet. I was kind of an easy target for bullies.

Tags: Book, Teacher  ✍ Author: Nicole Anderson

Dogs are my favorite people.

Tags: Dogs, Favorite  ✍ Author: Richard Dean Anderson

A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better.

Tags: Best, Dog  ✍ Author: Norman Ralph Augustine

There are things that I invented - the creaky geriatric robot that is always grumpy, for example, or the little wheelie guy, he's not in the Hasbro lore. But kids love that stuff - this little guy as a pet on a chain. They gravitate towards it.

Tags: Kids, Love  ✍ Author: Michael Bay

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.

Tags: Dog, Times  ✍ Author: Robert Benchley

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.

Tags: Children, Small  ✍ Author: Robert Benchley

Only very brave mouse makes nest in cat's ear.

Tags: Brave, Makes  ✍ Author: Earl Derr Biggers

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Tags: Love, Yourself  ✍ Author: Josh Billings

To this day I don't ever remember seeing a pet inside Moscow, I never saw anyone carrying a dog, or leading a dog. Err I finally saw a, a pet some years later in Kiev, so I thought that life must have been, different.

Tags: Life, Thought  ✍ Author: Ralph Boston

Kittens are wide-eyed, soft and sweet. With needles in their jaws and feet.

Tags: Feet, Sweet  ✍ Author: Olympia Brown

Like all pure creatures, cats are practical.

Tags: Cats, Pure  ✍ Author: William S. Burroughs

And I strongly believe people should rescue dogs, or, at the very least, listen to Bob Barker and have your pet spayed or neutered.

Tags: Dogs, Listen  ✍ Author: Justin Chambers

I'm scared to death of being poor. It's like a fat girl who loses 500 pounds but is always fat inside. I grew up poor and will always feel poor inside. It's my pet paranoia.

Tags: Death, Girl  ✍ Author: Cher

The government needs to help those in need, but members of Congress shouldn't take advantage of the situation and use a national tragedy as an opportunity to spend taxpayer dollars on their pet projects.

Tags: Government, Help  ✍ Author: Chris Chocola

Our cat is kind dove shellfish, and thinks the world is hers, She finds a comfy spot and then we pet turtle sheep purrs.

Tags: She, Thinks  ✍ Author: Brian P. Cleary

I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.

Tags: Home, Love  ✍ Author: Jean Cocteau

Just watching my cats can make me happy.

Tags: Cats, Happy  ✍ Author: Paula Cole

My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.

Tags: Parents, Tell  ✍ Author: Billy Connolly

Even cats grow lonely and anxious.

Tags: Grow, Lonely  ✍ Author: Tre Cool

Cats are inquisitive, but hate to admit it.

Tags: Cats, Hate  ✍ Author: Tre Cool

A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats.

Tags: Cats, Happy  ✍ Author: Tre Cool

I'm no one's pet, and I intend to be an independent voice in the U.S. Senate.

Tags: Senate, Voice  ✍ Author: Chris Coons

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.

Tags: Home, Morning  ✍ Author: Marie Corelli

I want to be a lawyer, a dancer, an actress, a mother, a wife, a children's author, a distance runner, a poet, a pianist, a pet store owner, an astronaut, an environmental and humanitarian activist, a psychiatrist, a ballet teacher, and the first woman president.

Tags: Mother, Teacher  ✍ Author: Rachel Corrie

If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal.

Tags: Cats, Size  ✍ Author: Doug Coupland

I had a big Akita, Yoshi, who was fabulous. I loved him. We lost him when he was 12, and I've never been able to replace him. Normally, most people lose a pet and get another and keep going on. But it just felt wrong to me; it felt disloyal.

Tags: Him, Lost  ✍ Author: Robert Crais

A pet store is a celebration of dogs' existence and an explosion of options. About cats, a pet store seems to say, 'Here, we couldn't think of anything else.' Cats are the Hanukkah of the animal world in this way. They are feted quietly and happily by a minority, but there's only so much hoopla applicable to them.

Tags: Else, Here  ✍ Author: Sloane Crosley

I've been lucky. I've made films that I really like. It's been a combination of what comes to me and what I choose. I've gone after lots of things that I didn't get, pet projects that everybody ends up chasing after. Really, you're lucky if you get anything.

Tags: After, Everybody  ✍ Author: Hope Davis

Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.

Tags: Courage, Deep  ✍ Author: Jim Davis

I'm not about to go out and buy a snake for a pet. I mean, I may have faced a few fears but I'm not insane.

Tags: May, Mean  ✍ Author: Kristin Davis

I don't micromanage, but I do care deeply about every product we make. Every one goes through me, and I try most of our products before they go to market, including our John Paul Pet flea and tick shampoo. If I don't like it, it's not coming out.

Tags: Care, Try  ✍ Author: John Paul DeJoria

There's just me and my wife and a dog and we feed him Healthy Choice also.

Tags: Him, Wife  ✍ Author: Mike Ditka

I've teamed up with PetSmart Charities to celebrate the five million homeless pets who've found homes through their in-store adoption centers, and to spread the word about how we can work together to save millions more pets' lives and, ultimately, end pet homelessness.

Tags: End, Work  ✍ Author: Josh Duhamel

Learning from wolves to interact with pet dogs makes about as much sense as, 'I want to improve my parenting - let's see how the chimps do it!'

Tags: Learning, Parenting  ✍ Author: Ian Dunbar

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