If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.
Tags: Poor, Rich, Stupid
I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.
Tags: Cheating, Six, Successful
The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
Tags: Earn, Money, Whether
There's only two kinds of music I don't like... Country and Western.
Tags: Country, Kinds, Music
I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job.
Tags: Fun, Job, Love
Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa.
Tags: Oklahoma, Yes
I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me.
Tags: Ask, Legend
It's a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
Tags: Dog, Eat, Perfect
There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.
Tags: Blind, Good, Referee
A friend in need is a pest.
Tags: Friend, Pest
Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
Tags: City, Falls, Limits
Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
Tags: Hawaii, State, Thought
North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?
Tags: Graduation, Left, State
There's the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
Tags: Area, Downtown, Stories
You can win, it'll just cost you some money.
Tags: Cost, Money, Win
You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat.
Tags: Good, Throat, Voice