Jay Leno's Quotes
Biography of Jay Leno
In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously.Tags: America, Good, Work
People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it.Tags: Mind, Money, Working
The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up.Tags: Said, Support, Today
The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular.Tags: Name, Seem, War
Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff, he called Bush evil, the Great Satan, called him a war monger. Basically, the same thing you heard at last night's Democratic debate.Tags: Evil, Great, War
Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.Tags: Basketball, Good, May
The Washington Bullets are changing their name. They don't want their team to be associated with crime. From now on, they'll just be known as the Bullets.Tags: Known, Name, Team
According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his book has some sex in it.Tags: Book, Money, Sex
Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.Tags: Life, Science, Today
More coming out about Saddam Hussein. We now know he takes Viagra and he has as many as six mistresses. No wonder Congress is reluctant to take action against this guy - he's one of their own.Tags: Action, Against, Congress
Nineteen percent of doctors say that they'd be able to give their patients a lethal injection. But they also went on to say that the patient would have to be really, really behind on payments.Tags: Able, Give, Patient
Today, one year after their divorce, Pamela and Tommy Lee announced they're getting back together. You know what that means? There's still hope for Ike and Tina Turner.Tags: Hope, Today, Together
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.Tags: Men, Wise
Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.Tags: Dad, Funny, Mother
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.Tags: Funny, Reason, State
For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make overweight the average then? Last month you were fat, now you're average - hey, let's get a pizza!Tags: America, Last, Time
CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.Tags: Men, Successful, Women
Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?Tags: Here, Lottery, Psychic
I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'Tags: Girl, Said, Yesterday
The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it - they're the ones falling down the most.Tags: Beer, Times, Wine
If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology.Tags: Apology, God, Hollywood
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Major league baseball has asked its players to stop tossing baseballs into the stands during games, because they say fans fight over them and they get hurt. In fact, the Florida Marlins said that's why they never hit any home runs. It's a safety issue.Tags: Fight, Home, Hurt
Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors.Tags: Call, House, White
I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite good. Maybe you're not the best, so you should work a little harder.Tags: Best, Good, Work
The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up.Tags: Liberty, Problem, Serious
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.Tags: Bad, Breath, Dog
The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.Tags: Agree, England, Idiot
You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh... it's as simple as that.Tags: Cannot, Laugh, Simple
Now, today is the day we honor, of course, the Presidents, ranging from George Washington, who couldn't tell a lie, to George Bush, who couldn't tell the truth, to Bill Clinton, who couldn't tell the difference.Tags: Lie, Today, Truth