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Born: 1961-10-10
Profession: Comedian
Nation: American
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Our family was too strange and weird for even Santa Claus to come visit... Santa, who was jolly - but, let's face it, he was also very judgmental.

Tags: Face, Family, Strange

I think one of the basic tasks in life - one of the nice things we can do for each other - is to take things that are horrible and scary and make them acceptable and less frightening and, if possible, funny. It feels great to succeed at that.

Tags: Funny, Great, Life

Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course that's where the most absurdly funny things are going to happen.

Tags: Death, Funny, Life

I have lots of energy.

Tags: Energy, Lots

I like going back and writing fiction.

Tags: Fiction, Writing

I'm finally a suburban housewife. Honestly, it's my dream come true.

Tags: Dream, Finally, True

I'm not a standup. I don't really have jokes. I don't have 10 minutes. It took a while for me to realize this.

Tags: Realize, Took, While

I'm not an activist. I'm trying to get off the whole atheist racket.

Tags: Off, Trying, Whole

It was a fine cancer experience, as cancer experiences go.

Tags: Cancer, Experience, Fine

It's so weird to have someone tell you you're sick when you feel really healthy and good.

Tags: Good, Sick, Someone

Mostly, I just want to be in my house reading and writing.

Tags: House, Reading, Writing

Well, you can't be depressed and sad 24 hours a day.

Tags: Depressed, Hours, Sad

Why not try thinking of your life as hilarious rather than nightmarish?

Tags: Life, Thinking, Why

I get mad at people who talk about traumatic job interviews, about going on one and getting rejected. I get rejected all the time and not only do I get rejected, but people have no problem being really specific about why I was rejected.

Tags: Job, Time, Why

I used to think no one should go into show biz, but now I feel differently. I now feel like it's a great career. If you can do it and make money at it and still not be so famous that you can have a normal life - then I think it's a great career.

Tags: Great, Life, Money

I was on stage and I was like I will pay someone to do my time, not only will I expect NOT to be paid, but I will pay someone if I can run off stage right now. It was so bad.

Tags: Bad, Someone, Time

I went with agnosticism for a long, long time because I just hated to say I was an atheist - being an atheist seemed so rigid. But the more I became comfortable with the word, and the more I read, it started to stick.

Tags: Read, Time, Word

To a certain extent I am taking a leap of faith. I'm adding up the evidence on either side, and I'm seeing the evidence of there not being a God is overwhelming compared to the evidence for there being a God.

Tags: Either, Faith, God

You know, in high school I thought Catholicism was funny and sort of ridiculous, but then I also liked it, too. Like, I definitely turned to it in times of trouble.

Tags: Funny, School, Thought

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.

Tags: Anniversary, Love, Trust

How can a society that exists on instant mashed potatoes, packaged cake mixes, frozen dinners, and instant cameras teach patience to its young?

Tags: Patience, Society, Young

You know you've read a good book when you turn the last page and feel a little as if you have lost a friend.

Tags: Book, Friend, Good

True success is overcoming the fear of being unsuccessful.

Tags: Fear, Success, True

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How often we fail to realize our good fortune in living in a country where happiness is more than a lack of tragedy.

Tags: Country, Good, Happiness

Self-delusion is pulling in your stomach when you step on the scales.

Tags: Pulling, Step, Stomach

Today's society will ignore almost any form of public behavior except getting in the express line with two extra items.

Tags: Ignore, Society, Today