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Born: 1980-05-02
Profession: Actress
Nation: American
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I can't do impressions.

Tags: Badly, Guess, Surprised

I loved 'Freaks and Geeks.' I don't know a better show.

Tags: Freaks, Loved, Show

I think I get certain pleasure from writing what I'm performing.

Tags: Performing, Pleasure, Writing

I want to be a morning-talk-show host. I love Kelly Ripa's job. She gets to live in New York and has this amazing job hosting a talk show.

Tags: Amazing, Job, Love

I wrote comedy sketches in college.

Tags: College, Comedy, Sketches

If you're going to plan a wedding, then a certain amount of suffering is not a choice.

Tags: Choice, Suffering, Wedding

Improv is mostly what I've studied.

Tags: Improv, Mostly, Studied

In Los Angeles, people dress with the deep and earnest hope that people will do nothing but stare at them.

Tags: Deep, Dress, Hope

Los Angeles survives on that which is unpredictable. The unexpected courses through its very veins.

Tags: Angeles, Courses, Unexpected

Most New Yorkers want to look amazing, and they want you to understand that they look amazing, but they also want you to stop staring at them.

Tags: Amazing, Stop, Understand

New York is like the weirdest city in the United States, in a great way, and Los Angeles is probably more similar to most of America.

Tags: America, Great, United

One nice thing that I have discovered about Los Angeles is the enthusiasm with which people dress.

Tags: Dress, Enthusiasm, Nice

Growing up, I had one very specific idea of what a wedding should be, and that was the wedding of Fraulein Maria and Captain von Trapp in 'The Sound of Music.'

Tags: Idea, Music, Wedding

I need to make sure that when I'm running out to the drugstore I'm not wearing a Biore strip or something. Not that I expect anyone to recognize me, but on the off chance they do, I just don't want to embarrass myself.

Tags: Chance, Off, Sure

I've never had prejudice against me because of being a woman in comedy, I've never felt any sort of unfairness because of that - but I do think it is naive to think that it doesn't exist.

Tags: Against, Comedy, Woman

It's interesting because with a lot of people who I've met in comedy, it seems not to matter what your background is. In terms of formal schooling - I feel like that's a nineteenth century term - but in terms of where you went to high school or college, or wherever, all that really is irrelevant, I have found, in comedy.

Tags: College, Matter, School

My painting teacher in high school used to say, 'I can't paint like I want to, but through practice I'll get better.' But I don't think that's true. I think sometimes you just can't paint.

Tags: School, Teacher, True

He will easily be content and at peace, whose conscience is pure.

Tags: Conscience, Content, Peace

Out of sight, out of mind. The absent are always in the wrong.

Tags: Mind, Sight, Wrong

What difference does it make to you what someone else becomes, or says, or does? You do not need to answer for others, only for yourself.

Tags: Others, Someone, Yourself

Man proposes, but God disposes.

Tags: God, Proposes

Bear the Cross cheerfully and it will bear you.

Tags: Bear, Cheerfully, Cross

How quickly passes away the glory of this world.

Tags: Away, Glory, Passes

How seldom we weigh our neighbor in the same balance with ourselves.

Tags: Balance, Neighbor, Ourselves

I would far rather feel remorse than know how to define it.

Tags: Define, Far, Rather

It is much safer to obey than to rule.

Tags: Obey, Rule, Safer
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No man ruleth safely but he that is willingly ruled.

Tags: Ruled, Safely, Willingly

Of two evils we must always choose the least.

Tags: Choose, Evils

Of two evils, the less is always to be chosen.

Tags: Chosen, Evils, Less

Oh, how swiftly the glory of the world passes away!

Tags: Away, Glory, Oh

Remember that lost time does not return.

Tags: Lost, Remember, Time

The acknowledgment of our weakness is the first step in repairing our loss.

Tags: Loss, Step, Weakness

The loftier the building, the deeper must the foundation be laid.

Tags: Architecture, Building, Foundation

The only safe ruler is he who has learned to obey willingly.

Tags: Learned, Obey, Safe

First keep peace with yourself, then you can also bring peace to others.

Tags: Others, Peace, Yourself

Love feels no burden, thinks nothing of trouble, attempts what is above its strength, pleads no excuse of impossibility; for it thinks all things lawful for itself, and all things possible.

Tags: Love, Possible, Strength

Be not angry that you cannot make others as you wish them to be, since you cannot make yourself as you wish to be.

Tags: Anger, Angry, Yourself

Without the way, there is no going; without the truth, there is no knowing; without the life, there is no living.

Tags: Life, Living, Truth

All men commend patience, although few are willing to practice it.

Tags: Few, Men, Patience

Great tranquility of heart is his who cares for neither praise nor blame.

Tags: Brainy, Great, Heart

Never be entirely idle; but either be reading, or writing, or praying or meditating or endeavoring something for the public good.

Tags: Good, Public, Writing

If you cannot mould yourself entirely as you would wish, how can you expect other people to be entirely to your liking?

Tags: Cannot, Wish, Yourself

What most of all hinders heavenly consolation is that you are too slow in turning yourself to prayer.

Tags: Prayer, Slow, Yourself

Gladly we desire to make other men perfect, but we will not amend our own fault.

Tags: Desire, Men, Perfect

He who loves with purity considers not the gift of the lover, but the love of the giver.

Tags: Gift, Love, Lover

We usually know what we can do, but temptation shows us who we are.

Tags: Shows, Temptation

An humble knowledge of thyself is a surer way to God than a deep search after learning.

Tags: God, Knowledge, Learning

A man is hindered and distracted in proportion as he draws outward things to himself.

Tags: Distracted, Himself, Outward

At the Day of Judgment, we shall not be asked what we have read, but what we have done.

Tags: Done, Read, Shall

Who has a harder fight than he who is striving to overcome himself.

Tags: Fight, Himself, Striving

Purity and simplicity are the two wings with which man soars above the earth and all temporary nature.

Tags: Earth, Nature, Simplicity

What else does anxiety about the future bring you but sorrow upon sorrow?

Tags: Else, Future, Sad

Activate yourself to duty by remembering your position, who you are, and what you have obliged yourself to be.

Tags: Duty, Position, Yourself

Be assured that if you knew all, you would pardon all.

Tags: Assured, Knew, Pardon

But because many endeavor to get knowledge rather than to live well, they are often deceived and reap little or no benefit from their labor.

Tags: Knowledge, Often, Rather

Intelligence must follow faith, never precede it, and never destroy it.

Tags: Destroy, Faith, Follow

Occasions do not make a man either strong or weak but they show what he is.

Tags: Show, Strong, Weak

Oh, how great peace and quietness would he possess who should cut off all vain anxiety and place all his confidence in God.

Tags: God, Great, Peace

Wait for the Lord. Behave yourself manfully, and be of good courage. Do not be faithless, but stay in your place and do not turn back.

Tags: Courage, Good, Yourself