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Born: 1964-09-28
Profession: Comedian
Nation: American
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Tina Fey is part of a generation of women who have changed the face of comedy at 'Second City,' 'SNL,' in sitcoms and in film.

Tags: Comedy, Film, Women

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.

Tags: Act, Courage, Greater

You just need an opportunity and then you yourself have to do a good job, and then you hope that people go, 'Oh yeah, I forgot about her.'

Tags: Good, Hope, Yourself

You know, I've had Botox. The woman who does it is very good, obviously. Very conservative.

Tags: Botox, Good, Woman

Also, as I've gotten older and more mature, I've become much more comfortable in my own skin. After 25 years of doing stand-up, that's reflected onstage.

Tags: After, Become, Older

Here's what the right-wing has in, there's no shortage of the natural resources of ignorance, apathy, hate, fear. As long as those things are in the collective conscious and unconscious, the Republicans will have some votes.

Tags: Fear, Hate, Ignorance

I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest.

Tags: Actually, Funny, Happened

I can do most anything and not have a problem with it. The only time I have negative attention is when I run naked through the streets brandishing a handgun.

Tags: Negative, Problem, Time

I don't think Hollywood was trying to do anything with me. In fact, they lost interest pretty quick. I think I got lucky, briefly, in the '90s, and it just so happened that those movies were the opportunities that came my way. Then it just kind of stopped.

Tags: Lost, Movies, Trying

I don't understand why, in entertainment, the hours are as long as they are. It seems like everything takes forever, and no one can tell you why exactly.

Tags: Tell, Understand, Why

I think I failed miserably on NewsRadio. I was very nervous because of the caliber of the cast - especially Dave Foley - so I think I did a terrible job.

Tags: Job, Nervous, Terrible

It's been hard in entertainment as a 45-year-old woman to find jobs. They get fewer and far between if you're older, unless you're one of the few lucky ones who work constantly, like Meryl Streep.

Tags: Hard, Woman, Work

You know, there's nothing more interesting than seeing a bunch of racists become confused and angry at a speech they're not quite certain what he's saying.

Tags: Angry, Confused, Saying

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

Tags: Dark, Empty, Half

Let's be very honest about what this is about. It's not about bashing Democrats, it's not about taxes, they have no idea what the Boston tea party was about, they don't know their history at all. This is about hating a black man in the White House. This is racism straight up.

Tags: Black, History, Racism

Is being an idiot like being high all the time?

Tags: High, Idiot, Time

I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness.

Tags: Loneliness, Next

When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is trying to marginalize the peace movement.

Tags: Off, Peace, Trying

To combat social awkwardness, I would just act like I couldn't be bothered - that kind of aloof persona or aloof demeanor. It's so off-putting.

Tags: Act, Bothered, Social

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things.

Tags: Dark, Guess, Side

When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'

Tags: American, God, Oh

For my stand-up, I always have my notebook with me and if something strikes me, I'll write it down.

Tags: Notebook, Strikes, Write

I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal.

Tags: Celebrity, Ideal, Realize

I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person.

Tags: Actually, Funny, Happened

I do not enjoy when people don't like me.

Tags: Enjoy

I don't have a good work ethic. I have a real casual relationship with hours.

Tags: Good, Real, Work

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I mostly get takeout, I have to admit - I don't know if that's something to be ashamed of. I'm not much of a cook.

Tags: Admit, Ashamed, Cook

I say at this point, for different reasons, Bush and Hussein are both very threatening to world peace and to deny that is to be incredibly naive.

Tags: Both, Peace, Point

I would prefer to be well-liked in any and all situations.

Tags: Prefer, Situations

I would say just in general, in life, I'm more willing to be animated as a person, and so obviously onstage as well.

Tags: General, Life, Willing

I'm a walker. I enjoy walking, which I think psychologically expresses my feelings of wanting liberation without exerting myself too much.

Tags: Enjoy, Feelings, Walking

I'm grateful for any opportunity to act.

Tags: Act, Grateful

I'm not a disciplined writer.

Tags: Writer

Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area.

Tags: Conflict, Dominance, Iraq

Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.

Tags: Age, Looking, Men

The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

Tags: Cut, Empty, Half

The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl.

Tags: Celebrity, Makes, Skin

The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the world was better off.

Tags: Communist, Off, Ussr