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Yogi Berra's Quotes

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Born: 1925-05-12
Profession: Athlete
Nation: American
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He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.

Tags: Both, Hits, Sides

It ain't the heat, it's the humility.

Tags: Heat, Humility

There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.

Tags: Tell

It gets late early out there.

Tags: Early, Late

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.

Tags: Four, Nap

I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.

Tags: House, Kids, Wonderful

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.

Tags: Close, Suitcase, Thick

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.

Tags: Beaten, Sports, Won

When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

Tags: Fork, Road

You can observe a lot by watching.

Tags: Observe, Watching

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

Tags: Everybody, Impossible, Talking

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

Tags: Broken, Stand, Until

Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.

Tags: Hitting, Slump

If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.

Tags: Ball, Nobody, Stop

If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them.

Tags: Ballpark, Nobody, Stop

We made too many wrong mistakes.

Tags: Mistakes, Wrong

How can you think and hit at the same time?

Tags: Hit, Time

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

Tags: Napoleon, Watergate

If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be.

Tags: Perfect

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

Tags: Liars, Pitchers

So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

Tags: Anyone, Face, Ugly

In baseball, you don't know nothing.

Tags: Baseball

It's fun; baseball's fun.

Tags: Baseball, Fun
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We have deep depth.

Tags: Deep, Depth

Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.

Tags: Almost, Charity, Monday

Pair up in threes.

Tags: Pair

I enjoy now doing what I do... playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.

Tags: Enjoy, Life, Playing

I guess I've got a smart wife.

Tags: Guess, Smart, Wife

I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.

Tags: Broken, Thought, Until

I don't blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to 'em? More power to 'em.

Tags: Money, Power, Today

I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.

Tags: Everyone, Happy, Night

I didn't know much about golf growing up.

Tags: Golf, Growing

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.

Tags: Teams, Trouble, Win

I don't like seeing myself on television. I don't like it.

Tags: Seeing, Television

I don't mean to be funny.

Tags: Funny, Mean

I was in the invasion of Normandy in southern France.

Tags: France, Invasion, Southern

I'm glad I was in the Navy.

Tags: Glad, Navy

If you get a guy that can play a couple positions, it helps you out a real lot.

Tags: Couple, Guy, Real

It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.

Tags: Far, Pretty, Seem

A lot of guys go, 'Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.' I tell 'em, 'I don't know any.' They want me to make one up. I don't make 'em up. I don't even know when I say it. They're the truth. And it is the truth. I don't know.

Tags: Guys, Tell, Truth

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

Tags: Anymore, Funny, Worth

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

Tags: Baseball, Half, Physical

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

Tags: Between, Difference, Practice

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.

Tags: Baseball, Good, Parents

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

Tags: Otherwise, Won, Yours

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

Tags: Eat, Enough, Food

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

Tags: Sports, Tell, True

You can observe a lot by just watching.

Tags: Observe, Watching

I never said most of the things I said.

Tags: Funny, Said

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

Tags: Fork, Road

The future ain't what it used to be.

Tags: Future, Used

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

Tags: Brainy, Else, Wind

It ain't over till it's over.

Tags: Till

It's like deja-vu, all over again.

Tags: Again

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there.

Tags: Careful, Might

Baseball is 90 percent mental and the other half is physical.

Tags: Baseball, Half, Physical

I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.

Tags: Kids, School, Walk

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

Tags: Perfect

I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.

Tags: Question, Tired, Wish

Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.

Tags: Anymore, Goes, Nobody

When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.

Tags: Arrive, Fork, Road

I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.

Tags: Everyone, Necessary, Thank

I tell the kids, somebody's gotta win, somebody's gotta lose. Just don't fight about it. Just try to get better.

Tags: Fight, Try, Win

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

Tags: Answer, Ask

I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?

Tags: After, Blame, Change