Ogden Nash's Quotes
Biography of Ogden Nash
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.Tags: Age, Else, Someone
Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven criminals?Tags: Direct, Line, Year
The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control.Tags: Control, Exciting, Happiness
Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them.Tags: Debts, Fun, None
Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to belong to the most exclusive club there is.Tags: Belong, Club, Convinced
People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it.Tags: Fond, Telling
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.Tags: Paid, Standing, Work
Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.Tags: Happens, Men, Whatever
There are people who are very resourceful, at being remorseful, and who apparently feel that the best way to make friends is to do something terrible and then make amends.Tags: Best, Friends, Terrible
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.Tags: Love, Marriage, Wrong
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.Tags: Age, Home, Hope
If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.Tags: Enough, Money, Work
I have an idea that the phrase 'weaker sex' was coined by some woman to disarm the man she was preparing to overwhelm.Tags: Idea, Sex, Woman
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.Tags: Children, Happy, Parenting
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The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.Tags: Morning, Night, Regret
Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money?Tags: Funny, Life, Money
I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, Were it not for making a living, which is rather a nouciance.Tags: Life, Living, Rather
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.Tags: Family, Men, Women
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.Tags: Alliance, Birthdays, Marriage
There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all.Tags: Conscience, Either, Happiness
I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.Tags: Era, News, Wrong
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what parents were created for.Tags: Children, Happy, Parents
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are naive.Tags: Children, Naive, Parents
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.Tags: Hope, Mothers, Tongue