Clever Quotes

People may say that what I do is very clever, but it's not really at all. It's not Swift.

People think you can't be clever if you have breasts.

For sheer sexiness, a man must be beautiful. Funny. yes. Clever, no.

I had very clever producers, who scheduled it brilliantly, but scheduling it was a nightmare.

I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs... like custom officers.

The key for me is movement. When the ball comes into the box, or when the wide players get it, that's where I have to be clever and make my runs. That's where I come alive.

The competent programmer is fully aware of the limited size of his own skull. He therefore approaches his task with full humility, and avoids clever tricks like the plague.

Buying a matching blouse and skirt from the same store is a crime. A clever mix of chic and cheap hits the jackpot. Know how to mix styles and labels.

I would never create an image for myself; I'm not that clever.

The clever men at Oxford, know all that there is to be knowed. But they none of them know one half as much, as intelligent Mr. Toad.

I understand that Republicans-running-against-Obamacare-in-order-to-save-Medicare is a clever jujitsu. But how long will they play out that argument before they get back to the economy?

When I was young, I admired clever people. Now that I am old, I admire kind people.

Through clever and constant application of propaganda, people can be made to see paradise as hell, and also the other way round, to consider the most wretched sort of life as paradise.

My dad's a very shrewd, clever guy.

A culture in which guilt is automatically assumed to be neurotic and unhealthy has devised a remarkably clever way of protecting its self-interest.

Whenever I've chosen a song because it's clever, it's always turned out to be a mistake.

To be a head boy, you have to be very clever, you have to be a scholar, and I was never a scholar in any shape or form.

When you argue with your inferiors, you convince them of only one thing: they are as clever as you.

If a film is very clever and well-written, that's what gives you freedom as a director.

An inefficient virus kills its host. A clever virus stays with it.

In the quest to be clever, I completely forgot about the people that I love and that love me.

I was one of five very clever kids, the other kids were cleverer than I was and still are and are very achieving. The girls were always first at everything and I was always 101st!

Calvin was very clever. We did the pictures and made the commercial, and that really worked.

I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones.

My dad is a great manager. He's not just competent - he's very clever.

A clever, imagination, humorous request can open closed doors and closed minds.

But I don't sit down at dinner and have clever ideas.

Educate men without religion and you make of them but clever devils.

Clever gimmicks of mass distraction yield a cheap soulcraft of addicted and self-medicated narcissists.

The idea that if you are very clever you shouldn't be an actor would be laughable in Russia.

Don't be too clever for an audience. Make it obvious. Make the subtleties obvious also.

The really clever people now want to be lawyers or journalists.

Foursquare's adoption of a game dynamic when it launched is a particularly clever implementation of a social hook.