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I have a soft spot for Joe Biden. I like him. But he's dumb as an ashtray.

Tags: Him, Soft  ✍ Author: Roger Ailes

Arthur Miller wouldn't have married me if I had been nothing but a dumb blonde.

Tags: Blonde, Married  ✍ Author: Marilyn Monroe

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.

Tags: Animal, Call  ✍ Author: Mark Twain

I'll do anything for $50. People are always trying to get me to do dumb things. The possibilities are endless.

Tags: Endless, Trying  ✍ Author: Ryan Cabrera

Working with Jim Carrey is an absolute gas. I have never laughed so hard for so long. Had he been on-board for the sequel of Dumb & Dumber, I would've jumped on, with no hesitation.

Tags: Hard, Working  ✍ Author: Jeff Daniels

I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid?

Tags: Stupid, Ugly  ✍ Author: Eminem

Well, first I studied piano. I wasn't very satisfied because I though my teachers were dumb... and repressive.

Tags: Satisfied, Though  ✍ Author: Luc Ferrari

There is no definitive guidebook on how to pick the right partner, and even if there were, I'm way too dumb to write it.

Tags: Partner, Write  ✍ Author: Justin Halpern

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.

Tags: Fart, Time  ✍ Author: Lyndon B. Johnson

Heaven is dumb, echoing only the dumb.

Tags: Heaven  ✍ Author: Franz Kafka

Too clever is dumb.

Tags: Clever  ✍ Author: Ogden Nash

I may be a dumb blonde, but I'm not that blonde.

Tags: Blonde, May  ✍ Author: Patricia Neal

No one is pro-abortion.

Tags: War, Wars  ✍ Author: Barack Obama

Don't dumb it down. The audience is smart and gets what you are doing.

Tags: Audience, Smart  ✍ Author: Bruce Paltrow

I feel like the only person in the world who sees David Beckham modelling his swimming pants on the cover of Elle magazine and thinks - oh, how much better a handsome guy like you would look, David, without all those dumb ink stains stitched into your skin.

Tags: Guy, Handsome  ✍ Author: Talcott Parsons

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

Tags: Intelligence, Jokes  ✍ Author: Dolly Parton

Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of what they want to say and they're frustrated. A lot of smart people do it to pretend they aren't very smart - want to be just one of the boys.

Tags: Frustrated, Smart  ✍ Author: Andy Rooney

Every character has their reasons - even the characters who do dumb things.

Tags: Character, Characters  ✍ Author: Zoe Saldana

When I think over what I have said, I envy dumb people.

Tags: Envy, Said  ✍ Author: Albert Schweitzer

Light troubles speak; the weighty are struck dumb.

Tags: Light, Speak  ✍ Author: Albert Schweitzer

I don't believe in elitism. I don't think the audience is this dumb person lower than me. I am the audience.

Tags: Audience, Elitism  ✍ Author: Quentin Tarantino

Because I had an accent, people had this impression that I was dumb.

Tags: Accent, Impression  ✍ Author: Wilmer Valderrama

I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I.

Tags: Blind, Deaf  ✍ Author: Loretta Young

I really can't complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can't get paid to be smart.

Tags: Complain, Smart  ✍ Author: Chris Van Allsburg

Generally speaking, actors are allowed NO input. Actors are dumb.

Tags: Allowed, Speaking  ✍ Author: Dirk Benedict
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You have to get the audience invested even if you're doing something that they think is dumb, it's kind of what these movies are all about.

Tags: Audience, Movies  ✍ Author: Halle Berry

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.

Tags: May, Stupid  ✍ Author: Terry Bradshaw

God hears no more than the heart speaks; and if the heart be dumb, God will certainly be deaf.

Tags: God, Heart  ✍ Author: Thomas Brooks

I don't think you need to dumb down to a child, you merely have to be clear, you know?

Tags: Child, Clear  ✍ Author: Mary Chapin Carpenter

We have Democrats saying dumb things every single day, and Republicans as well.

Tags: Saying, Single  ✍ Author: Emanuel Cleaver

On their own merits modest men are dumb.

Tags: Men, Modest  ✍ Author: Carlo Collodi

Pretend to be dumb, that's the only way to reach old age.

Tags: Age, Old  ✍ Author: Friedrich Durrenmatt

I always said it was to be dumb enough to do what Marlon Perkins said to do.

Tags: Enough, Said  ✍ Author: Jim Fowler

When Andy died, I just drank to dumb my mind.

Tags: Died, Mind  ✍ Author: Maurice Gibb

Hollywood has the idea that movies have to be dumb. But especially movies for or about teenagers have to be really dumb!

Tags: Idea, Movies  ✍ Author: Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Innocence is like a dumb leper who has lost his bell, wandering the world, meaning no harm.

Tags: Lost, Meaning  ✍ Author: Graham Greene

Ditzy dumb blonde? I can be ditzy. I can be.

Tags: Blonde  ✍ Author: Goldie Hawn

To make us a terrorist target in a region that is full of terrorism is dumb and unforgiveable.

Tags: Full, Terrorism  ✍ Author: John Hewson

None of us are really dumb and none of us are really smart. We're in the middle.

Tags: Middle, Smart  ✍ Author: Daniel Johns

I am dumb when it comes to learning dance steps.

Tags: Dance, Learning  ✍ Author: Mia Kirshner

I'd played dumbasses a lot. On Mad About You, I played a very dumb waitress and they saw me.

Tags: Mad, Played  ✍ Author: Lisa Kudrow

Kurt had this dumb suicidal ideation - that's what I called it. I thought if we could live through this, we could live through anything.

Tags: Suicidal, Thought  ✍ Author: Courtney Love

Only dumb people are happy.

Tags: Happy  ✍ Author: Courtney Love

Though the male can be noble in reason and infinite in faculties, he is also easily amused by shiny toys, especially ones that do dumb things on his desk.

Tags: Reason, Though  ✍ Author: Karl Marx

We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He's really dumb.

Tags: Fact, President  ✍ Author: Aaron McGruder

I just want to creatively grow and be inspired. I don't want to do anything generic or dumb.

Tags: Grow, Inspired  ✍ Author: Sienna Miller

I'm really, really dumb about describing wine, but I like wine that's full-bodied and dry.

Tags: Dry, Wine  ✍ Author: Esai Morales

A pas de deux is a dialogue of love. How can there be conversation if one partner is dumb?

Tags: Love, Partner  ✍ Author: Rudolf Nureyev

'Sexy' doesn't have to come with the price tag of being dumb.

Tags: Price, Sexy  ✍ Author: Pink

I'm a meathead. I can't help it, man. You've got smart people and you've got dumb people.

Tags: Help, Smart  ✍ Author: Keanu Reeves

I'm a meathead, man. You've got smart people, and you've got dumb people. I just happen to be dumb.

Tags: Happen, Smart  ✍ Author: Keanu Reeves

It's well known that many girls have a tendency to dumb down when they're in middle school.

Tags: Known, School  ✍ Author: Sally Ride

There are dumb actors. But there are dumb politicians and dumb bakers.

 ✍ Author: Tim Robbins

My favorite classes were always dumb nerdy vocabulary.

Tags: Favorite, Nerdy  ✍ Author: Karen Russell

What more chilling indictment of the modern world is there than this: that the condition of the smartphone user is that of a dumb animal. Moooo!

Tags: Animal, Modern  ✍ Author: Will Self

We're not going to dumb down for them. They have to move up. They're the network and we're the show.

Tags: Move, Show  ✍ Author: Alia Shawkat

It's a combination of life being unpredictable, and you being super dumb.

Tags: Life, Super  ✍ Author: Aaron Sorkin

Nothing is the destiny of everyone, it is our commonness made dumb.

Tags: Destiny, Everyone  ✍ Author: Mark Strand

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

Tags: Command, Useless  ✍ Author: Bill Watterson

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