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Not every man remembers the name of the cow which supplied him with each drop of milk he has drunk.

Tags: Him, Name  ✍ Author: Shmuel Yosef Agnon

Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night.

Tags: After, Night  ✍ Author: Isaac Asimov

I have been brought up and trained to have the utmost contempt for people who get drunk.

Tags: Brought, Contempt  ✍ Author: Winston Churchill

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

Tags: May, Morning  ✍ Author: Winston Churchill

Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.

Tags: Excuse, Getting  ✍ Author: Ambrose Bierce

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Tags: Reality, Writing  ✍ Author: Ray Bradbury

Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.

Tags: Best, Life  ✍ Author: Lord Byron

The best research for playing a drunk is being a British actor for 20 years.

Tags: Best, Playing  ✍ Author: Michael Caine

We think too much and feel too little.

Tags: Character, True  ✍ Author: Charlie Chaplin

'My country, right or wrong' is a thing no patriot would ever think of saying except in a desperate case. It is like saying 'My mother, drunk or sober.'

Tags: Mother, Saying  ✍ Author: Gilbert K. Chesterton

An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.

Tags: After, Men  ✍ Author: Charles Darwin

The thing I'd really like to see is the old London Bridge, with all the old buildings around it like Shakespeare's Globe. I'd like to walk along that. Don't worry, I won't get drunk and fall in.

Tags: Old, Worry  ✍ Author: Alan Davies

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.

Tags: Laugh, Old  ✍ Author: Johnny Depp

Why do alcoholics begin down the same hazardous road day after day? They are in search of that elusive window of well-being that opens when you drink your way out of a hangover and aren't yet drunk all over again. The alcoholic's day consists of trying to keep that window open.

Tags: Trying, Why  ✍ Author: Roger Ebert

I think if you're fame-hungry, go out to a nightclub and get drunk... why do that? I don't understand how some people would want fame so bad that they'd go out and get negative attention to earn it.

Tags: Bad, Understand  ✍ Author: Zac Efron

He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk.

Tags: Though, Three  ✍ Author: Nora Ephron

When I went out on tour as Bing Hitler I would hook up with Lenny and we'd get drunk together. He was always very supportive. He was a big star and a lot of what he said to me had power and impact. Apart from that, I just like him.

Tags: Power, Together  ✍ Author: Craig Ferguson

Often people display a curious respect for a man drunk, rather like the respect of simple races for the insane... There is something awe-inspiring in one who has lost all inhibitions.

Tags: Respect, Simple  ✍ Author: F. Scott Fitzgerald

I've been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit in a library.

Tags: Might, Thought  ✍ Author: F. Scott Fitzgerald

The Orioles' Dick Hall comes off the mound like a drunk kangaroo on roller skates.

Tags: Off, Roller  ✍ Author: Joe Garagiola

Well it's hard to remember who, but I drunk dial a lot.

Tags: Hard, Remember  ✍ Author: Adam Garcia

I've been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it's never been about drinking to get drunk. I don't do that. I never drink tequila during the day, and I don't drive at night.

Tags: Night, Time  ✍ Author: Sammy Hagar
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Sometimes if you get 'em too drunk they don't pay no attention to what you're doin' anyways, so you might as well just do old songs. But if you get one that's paying attention, sometimes we'll do some new material.

Tags: Old, Sometimes  ✍ Author: Merle Haggard

I'm not a drunk anymore, but since they cut out my tongue, I sound drunk.

Tags: Since, Tongue  ✍ Author: Eddie Van Halen

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.

Tags: Carrots, Rabbits  ✍ Author: Mitch Hedberg

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

Tags: Keep, Said  ✍ Author: Ernest Hemingway

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

Tags: Intelligence, Time  ✍ Author: Ernest Hemingway

When the doors of opportunity swing open, we must make sure that we are not too drunk or too indifferent to walk through.

Tags: Sure, Walk  ✍ Author: Jesse Jackson

A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold his mouth open and pour in a quart, he's going to get sick on it.

Tags: Getting, Sick  ✍ Author: Lyndon B. Johnson

Nobody can write the life of a man but those who have eat and drunk and lived in social intercourse with him.

Tags: Him, Life  ✍ Author: Samuel Johnson

Ray would be in trouble, he would get drunk, he would try and kill J.R on three different occasions, he would make mistakes with financial affairs, and have various human problems, but he didn't have any mean bones in his body! That was a little bit of what the show was about.

Tags: Human, Mistakes  ✍ Author: Steve Kanaly

My schedule is completely different doing a play than it is doing a movie, and I actually think it's a much harder schedule because you've got to do it eight times a week and you've got to do it good eight times a week and with different kinds of audiences who are cold or drunk or tired, whatever it is.

Tags: Good, Tired  ✍ Author: Zoe Kazan

Clubs are so lame. Nobody even dances at these clubs. They stand around and get drunk and they schmooze. There is no enjoyment factor.

Tags: Nobody, Stand  ✍ Author: Shia LaBeouf

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office.

Tags: Love, While  ✍ Author: Shirley MacLaine

I'm involved with Recording Artists and Actors Against Drunk Driving. I'm also involved with most children's causes, because children can't help the environment they're in.

Tags: Children, Help  ✍ Author: Judd Nelson

Through everything I've gone through- and I've been everywhere, at the top of the world, in jail, hung over drunk - I never gave up my dream of winning a gold medal in the Olympics.

Tags: Dream, Winning  ✍ Author: Dan O\'Brien

My primary school teacher once poured a bottle of curdled school milk forcefully down my throat. Then I threw it up all over her suede shoes. I'd rather have drunk from the spittoon in Barney's barber shop.

Tags: School, Teacher  ✍ Author: Paul O\'Grady

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.

Tags: Kiss, Married  ✍ Author: P. J. O\'Rourke

Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.

Tags: Bus, Sober  ✍ Author: Ozzy Osbourne

I met Jack Bruce, one of my heroes, in a studio while doing some recording. England had just beat Scotland in a big football match and I saw Jack trying to break into this refrigerator in the lounge, drunk out of his brain, and I didn't know what to say.

Tags: Brain, Football  ✍ Author: Dolly Parton

I write as if I were drunk. It is a process of intuition rather than placing myself above my story like a puppeteer pulling strings. For me, it's a scary, chaotic process over which I have little control. Words demand other words, characters resist me.

Tags: Control, Words  ✍ Author: Muqtada al Sadr

It's okay saying sorry, but when you are drunk you say what you really feel.

Tags: Saying, Sorry  ✍ Author: Vidal Sassoon

Unfortunately, a lot of people are stupid. They take drugs. They get drunk and do all the wrong things in life. I just played it straight.

Tags: Life, Stupid  ✍ Author: Bobby Vinton

Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk.

Tags: Devil, God  ✍ Author: Tom Waits

I doing casual labor by the day. They wouldn't pay you until the next morning. There was a bar that would cash your check if you bought a beer first. A lot of guys never left until they'd drunk up all their money.

Tags: Money, Morning  ✍ Author: Fred Ward

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.

Tags: Men, Worst  ✍ Author: William Butler Yeats

The fact that a player is very short of time is, to my mind, as little to be considered an excuse as, for instance, the statement of the law-breaker that he was drunk at the time he committed the crime.

Tags: Mind, Time  ✍ Author: Alexander Alekhine

I have never smoked and have always drunk a lot of water, but cleanse, tone and moisturise every day? No way!

Tags: Tone, Water  ✍ Author: Tori Amos

I got drunk when I was five. Everybody gets drunk before they're 21.

Tags: Everybody, Five  ✍ Author: Fiona Apple

Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!

Tags: School, Sometimes  ✍ Author: Dave Attell

The best audience is intelligent, well-educated and a little drunk.

Tags: Audience, Best  ✍ Author: Alben W. Barkley

It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping! On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.

Tags: Poetry, Time  ✍ Author: Charles Baudelaire

It is the hour to be drunken! to escape being the martyred slaves of time, be ceaselessly drunk. On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.

Tags: Poetry, Time  ✍ Author: Charles Baudelaire

I don't drink. I choose to be sober now. I have drunk over the last six years, but I just don't want to be that person anymore.

Tags: Drink, Last  ✍ Author: Chester Bennington

The man who gets drunk in peacetime is a coward. The man who gets drunk in wartime goes on being a coward.

Tags: Coward, Goes  ✍ Author: Peter Berg

It's not name dropping, but not many people can say, like me, that they spent the day with the likes of Francis Bacon or that boring drunk Dylan Thomas. You don't forget things like that.

Tags: Boring, Forget  ✍ Author: Jeffrey Bernard

The last thing I stole was a box of Coca Cola from a parked truck in Adelaide. I was nice and drunk. It was New Year's Eve. And that was about 28 years ago.

Tags: Last, Nice  ✍ Author: Ronald Biggs

A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender.

Tags: Book, Good  ✍ Author: Jim Bishop

I attended a very small junior high and specially in the end that became a disaster. The principal was pretty senile and a drunk, so the children more or less runned the school.

Tags: End, School  ✍ Author: Jonathan Brandis

It's not a crime to get drunk.

Tags: Crime  ✍ Author: Joe Bob Briggs

If you like to read, sometimes it's interesting just to go and see what the reality is, of the word, of the seedy or not so seedy fiction writer, the drunk or sober poet... Sometimes you can go looking for illumination.

Tags: Reality, Sometimes  ✍ Author: Harold Brodkey

Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift... The hangover comes the day after.

Tags: After, Happens  ✍ Author: Joyce Brothers

What white man has ever seen me drunk? Who has ever come to me hungry and left me unfed? Who has seen me beat my wives or abuse my children? What law have I broken?

Tags: Children, Law  ✍ Author: Emma Bull

I'm not a fan of reality shows, but I am a fan of people who use their brains and skills and hard work to outsmart people, not to steal someone's man or get drunk on TV.

Tags: Someone, Work  ✍ Author: Sandra Bullock

My voice? Yeah, well, I used to drink a lot of beer when I was a kid and I sounded like a drunk in a choir. I don't drink anymore.

Tags: Beer, Used  ✍ Author: Eric Burdon

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

Tags: Remember, Trouble  ✍ Author: George Burns

When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk.

Tags: Played, Sober  ✍ Author: Richard Burton

Me, I'd prefer to have a good reputation rather than getting press for being scandalous, getting drunk in public, staying out late and so on.

Tags: Good, Rather  ✍ Author: Sophia Bush

I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.

Tags: Himself, Year  ✍ Author: Raymond Chandler

We'd boil this whisky because we thought that would make it stronger. So we thought we were getting drunk, but in fact there'd be no alcohol left in it.

Tags: Alcohol, Thought  ✍ Author: Neneh Cherry

I do remember being in high school and trying to go to an Outlaws concert, but I was too drunk and ended up in trouble with the police at some truck stop on 95 in Connecticut.

Tags: School, Trying  ✍ Author: Jerry Coleman

My feeling is, if you're going to be called a celebrity, you might as well use it for some good. It's better to testify for school lunches in front of Congress than get drunk in a bar somewhere and misbehave.

Tags: Good, School  ✍ Author: Tom Colicchio

Everybody gets too drunk sometimes; and even if everybody didn't, I have gotten too drunk sometimes. I haven't hurt anybody. In Ireland we drink a lot. It's part of our culture. I like drinking. I don't think it's a bad thing.

Tags: Bad, Hurt  ✍ Author: Andrea Corr

We agreed to do it when I was drunk at his house one night, then on the day I had to have four large brandies - they didn't touch the sides at all. People just got on with it though. It didn't gather a crowd!

Tags: Night, Touch  ✍ Author: Daniel Craig

Modern morality and manners suppress all natural instincts, keep people ignorant of the facts of nature and make them fighting drunk on bogey tales.

Tags: Fighting, Nature  ✍ Author: Aleister Crowley

To appear on the stage drunk, to have them leave there and remember me making drunken mistakes, that was death.

Tags: Death, Mistakes  ✍ Author: Sammy Davis, Jr.

So, after awhile, you can only get so much happiness from a guy who's drunk come up and tell you you're great.

Tags: Great, Happiness  ✍ Author: Rick Derringer

Life on the road can get a little one-dimensional. I didn't want to reach 40 and have to say all I'd done was look out the window of a tour bus and get drunk.

Tags: Done, Life  ✍ Author: Bruce Dickinson

Your life changes. Everything has to be done perfectly, and I didn't follow that. I lived my life as if I wasn't in the public eye. I thought, 'I'm young. I have the right to experience new things, and if I want to go to a bar and get drunk, that's my prerogative.'

Tags: Experience, Life  ✍ Author: Shannen Doherty

And we used to do a lot of drugs and get very drunk on very cheap wine.

Tags: Used, Wine  ✍ Author: Christopher Durang

Because of the high altitude, you get drunk really fast. So everyone's drunk all the time.

Tags: Everyone, Time  ✍ Author: Clea Duvall

All the mistakes I've ever made in my life have been when I've been drunk. I haven't made hardly any mistakes sober, ever, ever.

Tags: Life, Mistakes  ✍ Author: Tracey Emin

There is a communion of more than our bodies when bread is broken and wine drunk.

Tags: Broken, Wine  ✍ Author: M. F. K. Fisher

I may be known as the girl who was sunbathing topless with a Prince but Jordan is known as that thick girl who always falls out of clubs drunk. I know which one I prefer.

Tags: Girl, May  ✍ Author: Jenny Frost

You don't quite know how drunk you are until all of a sudden you're on the floor.

Tags: Quite, Until  ✍ Author: Gina Gershon

Yeah, she was hitting me hard. She was drunk and she was hitting me hard.

Tags: Hard, She  ✍ Author: David Gest

My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.

Tags: Lived, Town  ✍ Author: George Gobel

Getting stopped for drunk driving in those days might mean that your entire career was over then. Not today.

Tags: Mean, Today  ✍ Author: Mark Goddard

After the crash happened, I was so humiliated and embarrassed. I thought of Mothers Against Drunk Drivers, that they must hate me.

Tags: Hate, Thought  ✍ Author: Tracey Gold

I am the person who is a mother against drunk driver.

Tags: Against, Mother  ✍ Author: Tracey Gold

I've drunk Amazon's free Diet Coke. Nothing makes more sense to me than a company trying to make bookselling into a profitable business. I'm not anti-Amazon, and I'm not pro-publishers either. I'm pro-books.

Tags: Business, Diet  ✍ Author: Lev Grossman

Peace was declared, but not all of us were drunk with joy or stricken blind.

Tags: Joy, Peace  ✍ Author: George Grosz

Many people have played themselves to death. Many people have eaten and drunk themselves to death. Nobody ever thought himself to death.

Tags: Death, Thought  ✍ Author: Gilbert Highet

Sometimes when you're drunk you can see better.

Tags: Sometimes  ✍ Author: Damien Hirst

I mean, I don't think I'm alone when I look at the homeless person or the bum or the psychotic or the drunk or the drug addict or the criminal and see their baby pictures in my mind's eye. You don't think they were cute like every other baby?

Tags: Alone, Mind  ✍ Author: Dustin Hoffman

You know the stories of a woman saying to Churchill, 'Sir, you're drunk,' and he said to her, 'And you're ugly, but in the morning I'll be sober.' I was really excited to do that scene, but I did get slapped.

Tags: Morning, Woman  ✍ Author: Glenn Howerton

I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk.

Tags: Dead, God  ✍ Author: John Huston

Summer is the time when one sheds one's tensions with one's clothes, and the right kind of day is jeweled balm for the battered spirit. A few of those days and you can become drunk with the belief that all's right with the world.

Tags: Become, Time  ✍ Author: Ada Louise Huxtable

People always expect you to be jumping out of a Rolls Royce and being in the papers for drunk and disorderly or sleeping around.

Tags: Expect, Sleeping  ✍ Author: Davy Jones

I was always playing the hard-bitten drunk.

Tags: Playing  ✍ Author: Sally Kellerman

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