Jail Quotes

I mean I've never been thrown in jail in New York or Los Angeles.

I'm gonna perform on one of the nights. Good clean fun; we're not going to jail. For the record.

If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail!

If I was gonna go to jail, I don't want to go to jail for stealing a bottle of water. I'll steal that $20 million. At least then it was worth it.

It's awfully easy to be in love in jail.

I've never been to jail. I've never been arrested. I've never been locked up.

Being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned.

I believe in nothing.

The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence.

You can jail a Revolutionary, but you can't jail the Revolution.

There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.

I don't have to talk about whether or not I got raped in jail.

I was in chemical jail.

They would almost throw the cops in jail when they tried to arrest me.

When I was in jail I could only think about what the average person has to go through - the person who has no power to go to the press or no money to hire a lawyer.

Being in jail, it's humbled me in a way I never imagined.

If you want to know who your friends are, get yourself a jail sentence.

I don't like jail, they got the wrong kind of bars in there.

Summon me, then; I will be the posse comitatus; I will take them to jail.

A lot of prophets have gone to jail.

Jail was probably the most exciting thing that's ever happened to me.

It is crazy to have Judith Miller in jail.

We're rapidly approaching a world comprised entirely of jail and shopping.

Writers in repressive societies are considered dangerous. That's why so many of them are in jail.

Tom DeLay ought to go back to Houston where he can serve his jail sentence.