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There is always something ridiculous about the emotions of people whom one has ceased to love.

Tags: Emotions, Love  ✍ Author: Oscar Wilde

There are occasions when I've pretended to be in a firefight, and then there are people who have really been in a firefight. Clearly it's absolutely ridiculous, and even disrespectful, to suggest that I understand what that is.

Tags: Clearly, Understand  ✍ Author: Christian Bale

The country is provincial; it becomes ridiculous when it tries to ape Paris.

Tags: Country, Paris  ✍ Author: Honore de Balzac

There is only one step from the sublime to the ridiculous.

Tags: Step, Sublime  ✍ Author: Napoleon Bonaparte

The major networks, the cable networks, they're being prosecutors. They're judges and jurors and executioners. Well, c'mon, that's ridiculous. But they're doing it.

Tags: Judges, Major  ✍ Author: Ray Bradbury

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

Tags: Everyone, Said  ✍ Author: Rodney Dangerfield

I do suspect my star ratings average too high. But, of course, star ratings are ridiculous. I'm stuck with them.

Tags: High, Star  ✍ Author: Roger Ebert

If only Jesus' followers shared his personality. That one shift alone would correct so many of the ridiculous and horrifying things that pass for popular Christianity.

Tags: Alone, Jesus  ✍ Author: John Eldredge

If you think about it now, it's kind of ridiculous. All these hot girls on Baywatch in tiny little red bathing suits running around saving lives.

Tags: Hot, Lives  ✍ Author: Carmen Electra

There's only a step from the sublime to the ridiculous, but there's no road leading from the ridiculous to the sublime.

Tags: Road, Step  ✍ Author: Lion Feuchtwanger

I love 'Glee' so much. It just works - it's on the edge of ridiculous.

Tags: Love, Works  ✍ Author: Adam Garcia

The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything.

Tags: Almost, Sensible  ✍ Author: Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Nicknames stick to people, and the most ridiculous are the most adhesive.

Tags: Nicknames, Stick  ✍ Author: Thomas Chandler Haliburton

To a superior race of being the pretensions of mankind to extraordinary sanctity and virtue must seem... ridiculous.

Tags: Race, Seem  ✍ Author: William Hazlitt

I like doing them and they're ridiculous and the actors can improvise a lot, and they don't have to be really realistic characters that hit a very specific tone as in a feature film. They're really fun, I want to make more of them definitely.

Tags: Film, Fun  ✍ Author: Jim Jarmusch

This idea that clumsy, stumbling people are real bright is ridiculous, because intelligence is related to neurologic function, and really intelligent people are very well-coordinated.

Tags: Idea, Real  ✍ Author: Robert Jarvik

I get asked a lot why Apple's customers are so loyal. It's not because they belong to the Church of Mac! That's ridiculous.

Tags: Church, Why  ✍ Author: Steve Jobs

The studio scene in California is sort of ridiculous anyway.

Tags: Anyway, Scene  ✍ Author: Immanuel Kant

It got so ridiculous that I was like, there's no way this is going to last.

Tags: Last  ✍ Author: Justin Kaplan

There are always going to be ridiculous rumours.

Tags: Rumours  ✍ Author: Kim Kardashian

Petitions are ridiculous.

Tags: Petitions  ✍ Author: Shane MacGowan

We know no spectacle so ridiculous as the British public in one of its periodical fits of morality.

Tags: Morality, Public  ✍ Author: Rose Macaulay
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It's ridiculous. My life's been a series of happy accidents.

Tags: Happy, Life  ✍ Author: Lucas Neff

I think the tax cut is ridiculous but so am I.

Tags: Cut, Tax  ✍ Author: Randy Newman

I think people are going to return to sanity when they see how ridiculous many of these charges are, and how the predictions are not borne out.

Tags: Return, Sanity  ✍ Author: Dixie Lee Ray

We are never so ridiculous through what we are as through what we pretend to be.

Tags: Pretend  ✍ Author: Francois de La Rochefoucauld

All the passions make us commit faults; love makes us commit the most ridiculous ones.

Tags: Love, Makes  ✍ Author: Francois de La Rochefoucauld

I've always considered myself to be just average talent and what I have is a ridiculous insane obsessiveness for practice and preparation.

Tags: Practice, Talent  ✍ Author: Will Smith

I hope I never get so hard up I have to do advertisements. I've gotten ridiculous offers.

Tags: Hard, Hope  ✍ Author: Tracey Ullman

It is curious how instinctively one protects the image of oneself from idolatry or any other handling that could make it ridiculous, or too unlike the original to be believed any longer.

Tags: Image, Longer  ✍ Author: Virginia Woolf

It's never been bad or ridiculous. I know who I am and what I've done, and I'm really comfortable with myself.

Tags: Bad, Done  ✍ Author: Tina Yothers

I have been pregnant in so many movies it's ridiculous.

Tags: Movies, Pregnant  ✍ Author: Jennifer Aniston

To criticize a person for their race is manifestly irrational and ridiculous, but to criticize their religion, that is a right. That is a freedom.

Tags: Freedom, Religion  ✍ Author: Rowan Atkinson

You can't write about fantasy without being ridiculous.

Tags: Fantasy, Write  ✍ Author: John Banville

They have so fundamentally flawed techniques it's ridiculous. They shoot the ball flat. They all stand upright, there's just so many things they do incorrectly.

Tags: Ball, Stand  ✍ Author: Rick Barry

Today you have something like A Film by Joe Harry. That is patently asinine and ridiculous.

Tags: Film, Today  ✍ Author: Elmer Bernstein

I think the family is the place where the most ridiculous and least respectable things in the world go on.

Tags: Family, Place  ✍ Author: Ugo Betti

The Kobe craze really annoyed me. Most of the practitioners had no real understanding of the product and were abusing it and exploiting it in terrible and ridiculous ways. Kobe beef should not be used in a hamburger. It's completely pointless.

Tags: Real, Used  ✍ Author: Anthony Bourdain

There are these boutique writers out there who think if they are not writing their novels sitting at a bistro with their laptops, then they're not real writers. That's ridiculous.

Tags: Real, Writing  ✍ Author: Rick Bragg

I used to go to Vegas and play the horses, and then I realised how ridiculous that was. There is no winning in gambling, but there is on the stock market.

Tags: Used, Winning  ✍ Author: Josh Brolin

Perhaps most ridiculous of all is the suggestion that we 'keep' our radioactive garbage for the use of our descendants. This 'solution', I think, requires an immediate poll of the next 20,000 generations.

Tags: Keep, Next  ✍ Author: David R. Brower

I have to laugh when I receive newsletters from major personalities and when you hit reply, you get a 'do-not-reply' address. It's ridiculous! Don't you want your customers to reply to you?

Tags: Hit, Laugh  ✍ Author: Tory Burch

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

Tags: Funny, Retirement  ✍ Author: George Burns

Here in L.A. the standard of beauty is kind of ridiculous. I want to be doing this when I'm in my fifties and sixties and this isn't what I'm going to look like.

Tags: Beauty, Here  ✍ Author: Rose Byrne

You can't just buy things for the label - it's ridiculous.

Tags: Buy, Label  ✍ Author: Roberto Cavalli

I've done 10 or 11 pilots for network television, which is ridiculous.

Tags: Done, Television  ✍ Author: Dave Chappelle

Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.

Tags: Pleasure, Sex  ✍ Author: Lord Chesterfield

It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story.

Tags: City, Story  ✍ Author: Agatha Christie

As most doctors will tell you, cleansing is ridiculous. You know what's been around longer than that state-of-the-art juicer? Your kidneys. And your liver. Still, the cleanse has recalibrated my definition of a splurge.

Tags: Longer, Tell  ✍ Author: Sloane Crosley

The 'wisdom of the crowds' is the most ridiculous statement I've heard in my life. Crowds are dumb.

Tags: Life, Wisdom  ✍ Author: Drew Curtis

Mitt Romney saying that Barack Obama gets an F is one of the most ridiculous things that he has said in this race.

Tags: Said, Saying  ✍ Author: Stephanie Cutter

It would be ridiculous for me to say I am unlucky, but, like any other family and any other girl, I've had my ups and downs.

Tags: Family, Girl  ✍ Author: Poppy Delevingne

Hold everybody accountable? Ridiculous!

Tags: Everybody, Hold  ✍ Author: W. Edwards Deming

Why would it be ridiculous that Quebec has an army?

Tags: Army, Why  ✍ Author: Gilles Duceppe

Secondly, I thought it was ridiculous to have two undercover policemen driving around in a striped tomato.

Tags: Driving, Thought  ✍ Author: Paul Michael Glaser

And, uh, I did that, and there was nothing more ridiculous to me than finding the weight of the earth because I didn't care how much the earth weighed.

Tags: Care, Earth  ✍ Author: Rube Goldberg

I've learned in my years as a journalist that when a politician says 'That's ridiculous' you're probably on the right track.

Tags: Learned, Says  ✍ Author: Amy Goodman

I've had so many injuries in my life that it's ridiculous.

Tags: Injuries, Life  ✍ Author: Bear Grylls

Nothing turns off an investor more than when an entrepreneur comes in with a ridiculous valuation.

Tags: Investor, Off  ✍ Author: John Harrington

We're taking part in a divine comedy and we should realise that the play is always a comedy, in that we're all ultimately ridiculous.

Tags: Comedy, Taking  ✍ Author: Max Hastings

In politics, being ridiculous is more damaging than being extreme.

Tags: Extreme, Politics  ✍ Author: Roy Hattersley

In the world of 'Tim and Eric,' everything is big and ridiculous and absurd.

Tags: Absurd, Big  ✍ Author: Tim Heidecker

I like to find those shirts that they only made one of. That's my approach to style. But my vintage T-shirt collection is a little ridiculous.

Tags: Approach, Style  ✍ Author: Josh Henderson

To send our troops, our ships, our planes to this war is ridiculous.

Tags: Troops, War  ✍ Author: John Hewson

The whole decathlon is ridiculous, but the 1,500 meters is insanity.

Tags: Insanity, Whole  ✍ Author: Rafer Johnson

It's the most ridiculous business to be in. It's full of people who have never grown up.

Tags: Business, Full  ✍ Author: Nik Kershaw

I personally would not have plastic surgery. What the hell for? It looks ridiculous.

Tags: Hell, Looks  ✍ Author: Calvin Klein

People are ridiculous only when they try or seem to be that which they are not.

Tags: Seem, Try  ✍ Author: Giacomo Leopardi

I think that most people think painters are kind of ridiculous, you know?

Tags: Painters  ✍ Author: Roy Lichtenstein

I'm ridiculous, I'm ludicrous.

Tags: Ludicrous  ✍ Author: Ludacris

People say I am against Darwin. That is ridiculous.

Tags: Against, Darwin  ✍ Author: Lynn Margulis

I know how ridiculous this sounds because of the job I do but I don't believe in romanticism and make-believe.

Tags: Job, Sounds  ✍ Author: Laura Marling

I had this song called Helter Skelter, which is just a ridiculous song. So we did it like that, 'cuz I like noise.

Tags: Noise, Song  ✍ Author: Paul McCartney

A lot of things went incredibly well for 'Scrubs': from a ridiculous number of downloads on the iPods, to whenever they issue a new season on DVD it kinda sells out, and we got nominated for an Emmy. To be picked up for six years is all gravy, man.

Tags: Number, Season  ✍ Author: John C. McGinley

If you get a wrinkle, I don't feel that's indicative of your losing ground. That's ridiculous.

Tags: Ground, Losing  ✍ Author: Leighton Meester

I think it's ridiculous to try to sell records to teenagers, because teenagers don't buy my records. And there ain't that many teenagers out there in the marketplace.

Tags: Sell, Try  ✍ Author: John Mellencamp

Some people say I've got a five-octave range, which is ridiculous. That would mean I'd sing like Mariah Carey or that alien in 'The Fifth Element.' And I'm nothing like that blue alien. I've got a range of about 3 1/2 octaves.

Tags: Mean, Sing  ✍ Author: Luis Miguel

Have I dated a supermodel? Of course not. I'd look ridiculous.

Tags: Supermodel  ✍ Author: Moby

People don't mind being mean; but they never want to be ridiculous.

Tags: Mean, Mind  ✍ Author: Moliere

I'm, like, a compulsive eater. I'm going to be so fat when I'm older, it's ridiculous.

Tags: Fat, Older  ✍ Author: Robert Pattinson

I'm so fortunate, it's ridiculous.

Tags: Fortunate  ✍ Author: Norman Reedus

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money.

Tags: Money, Writing  ✍ Author: Jules Renard

Reality really is theater. There's no other way to describe it. It's all so nonsensical, ridiculous and chaotic.

Tags: Reality, Theater  ✍ Author: Joe Rogan

People like me who are reform-minded ignore the people who say, 'Just criticize and don't do anything and let's win by default.' That's ridiculous.

Tags: Ignore, Win  ✍ Author: Paul Ryan

All the classical genres are now ridiculous in their rigorous purity.

Tags: Classical, Purity  ✍ Author: Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel

Everything has two sides - the outside that is ridiculous, and the inside that is solemn.

Tags: Inside, Outside  ✍ Author: Olive Schreiner

If there are signs that Americans bow to the gods of advertising, there are equally indications that people find the gods ridiculous. It is part of the popular culture that advertisements are silly.

Tags: Culture, Silly  ✍ Author: Franz Schubert

When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business; I have to humiliate myself.

Tags: Business, Off  ✍ Author: Jerry Seinfeld

'I'll Tumble 4 Ya' has to be one of the most ridiculous hit singles that any international superstars have given the world.

Tags: Hit, Singles  ✍ Author: Rob Sheffield

I've met them down in the Cost and Accounting Department, clean-shaven and in white collars. They can't see a damn thing ridiculous about themselves... only about you.

Tags: Accounting, Themselves  ✍ Author: Jean Shepherd

People understand we have a dependence upon foreign oil. What they do not understand and find incredibly ridiculous is that we import refined product just making us more dependent on the industry.

Tags: Making, Understand  ✍ Author: John Shimkus

The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase: if you pursue happiness you'll never find it.

Tags: Happiness, Pursuit  ✍ Author: Brittany Snow

You can't lie to God - it's ridiculous.

Tags: God, Lie  ✍ Author: Jimmy Swaggart

The prices are ridiculous... I don't see how people can go back and forth to work or to school. How can we afford the gas?

Tags: School, Work  ✍ Author: Dorothy Thompson

It's a bit ridiculous to have people who have two years of experience handling an $83 billion budget.

Tags: Bit, Experience  ✍ Author: Mike Thompson

I look ridiculous in a three-piece suit - I'm too fat.

Tags: Fat, Suit  ✍ Author: Dominic West

Trick names are so ridiculous!

Tags: Names, Trick  ✍ Author: Shaun White

Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous.

Tags: Faith, Hope  ✍ Author: Thornton Wilder

Sometimes life gives us lessons sent in ridiculous packaging.

Tags: Life, Sometimes  ✍ Author: Dar Williams

He explained how ridiculous the clowning was, and there and then I decided to settle down and play seriously.

Tags: Decided, Seriously  ✍ Author: Mary Lou Williams

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