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There are two types of paparazzi. The ones who hide who get you with your mouth hanging wide open or jumping up and down like an idiot on the street. I much prefer them to the ones who come out and follow you.

Tags: Follow, Open  ✍ Author: Dianna Agron

He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.

Tags: Dreams, Wife  ✍ Author: Douglas Adams

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.

Tags: God, School  ✍ Author: Mark Twain

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

Tags: Congress, Repeat  ✍ Author: Mark Twain

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.

Tags: Congress, Politics  ✍ Author: Mark Twain

Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more; it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

Tags: Life, Poor  ✍ Author: William Shakespeare

If I decide to be an idiot, then I'll be an idiot on my own accord.

Tags: Accord, Decide  ✍ Author: Johann Sebastian Bach

Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent.

Tags: Easy, Famous  ✍ Author: Kevin Bacon

Technique! The very word is like a shriek of outraged Art. It is the idiot name given to effort by those who are too weak, too weary, or too dull to play the game. The mighty have no theory of technique.

Tags: Art, Game  ✍ Author: Leonard Bacon

Being dyslexic, I was told that I was an idiot all the time.

Tags: Dyslexic, Time  ✍ Author: David Bailey

Every once in a while I play a true idiot, and they're really fun to play.

Tags: Fun, True  ✍ Author: Elizabeth Banks

To generalize is to be an idiot.

Tags: Generalize  ✍ Author: William Blake

What is grand is necessarily obscure to weak men. That which can be made explicit to the idiot is not worth my care.

Tags: Care, Men  ✍ Author: William Blake

The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius.

Tags: Genius, Three  ✍ Author: Sid Caesar

There is no mistaking the dismay on the face of a writer who has just heard that his brain child is a deformed idiot.

Tags: Brain, Child  ✍ Author: L. Sprague de Camp

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

Tags: Anybody, Anyone  ✍ Author: George Carlin

Man as an individual is a genius. But men in the mass form the headless monster, a great, brutish idiot that goes where prodded.

Tags: Great, Men  ✍ Author: Charlie Chaplin

Any man can make mistakes, but only an idiot persists in his error.

Tags: Error, Mistakes  ✍ Author: Winston Churchill

The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet; the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot.

Tags: Woman, Young  ✍ Author: Salvador Dali

Don't just stand there, idiot. Call a doctor, and then help me find a nose.

Tags: Help, Stand  ✍ Author: Blake Edwards

Any idiot who knows five chords can bang a song together. But it's probably going to be rubbish.

Tags: Song, Together  ✍ Author: Joe Elliott

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason.

Tags: Keep, Reason  ✍ Author: Jimmy Fallon
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The culture used to move relatively slowly, so you could take aim. Now it moves so fast, and is so fluffy and meaningless, you feel like an idiot even complaining about it.

Tags: Culture, Used  ✍ Author: Susan Faludi

If ever I want to amuse myself with an idiot, I have not far to look for one. I laugh at myself.

Tags: Far, Laugh  ✍ Author: Louis Farrakhan

I'm really shy with my acting when it's off, because the camera gives me an excuse to be in character, whereas otherwise I would just feel like an idiot.

Tags: Acting, Character  ✍ Author: Brendan Fehr

Bleaching my hair for Two Moon Junction... my hair was fried and I looked like an idiot.

Tags: Hair, Moon  ✍ Author: Sherilyn Fenn

I love playing the macho guy who looks like an idiot.

Tags: Love, Playing  ✍ Author: Will Ferrell

There are certain TV shows that probably would have made me rich, and there are certain commitments I could have made that probably would have raised a lot of eyebrows that I didn't. But I don't look back at those decisions and say, 'Oh God, I'm such an idiot.'

Tags: God, Rich  ✍ Author: Josh Gad

Is being an idiot like being high all the time?

Tags: High, Time  ✍ Author: Janeane Garofalo

Someday they may cure MS, that idiot thing. It gets in there and they can't get it out.

Tags: May, Someday  ✍ Author: Teri Garr

There is no one thoroughly despicable. We cannot descend much lower than an idiot; and an idiot has some advantages over a wise man.

Tags: Cannot, Wise  ✍ Author: William Hazlitt

Acting is the perfect idiot's profession.

Tags: Acting, Perfect  ✍ Author: Katharine Hepburn

I'm a one-man idiot.

 ✍ Author: Eddie Izzard

I'll only retire in the day I should be dead and they have me buried, and some idiot spell over my casket some stupid gospel stuff.

Tags: Dead, Stupid  ✍ Author: Ozzy Osbourne

I really love idiot, enlightened characters - these characters who fail to engage with the drama of their immediate circumstances; they fail to be reactive and enrolled by drama as it happens around them.

Tags: Happens, Love  ✍ Author: Chuck Palahniuk

Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.

Tags: Past, Sports  ✍ Author: John Updike

I'm not a bling-bling guy; I can't pull it off. I just look like an idiot.

Tags: Guy, Off  ✍ Author: Michael Vartan

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

Tags: Between, Fishing  ✍ Author: Steven Wright

A left-wing idiot is as dangerous as a right-wing idiot.

Tags: Dangerous  ✍ Author: Milos Zeman

Every few years I'll party way too much to remind myself what an idiot I am.

Tags: Few, Party  ✍ Author: Jeff Ament

In the startup world, you're either a genius or an idiot. You're never just an ordinary guy trying to get through the day.

Tags: Genius, Trying  ✍ Author: Marc Andreessen

When I become the village idiot, or at least, it starts to become a joke, you can't do that much longer.

Tags: Become, Joke  ✍ Author: Joan Van Ark

There's obviously nothing wrong with selling your art - only an idiot with a trust fund would tell you otherwise. But it's confusing to know how far you should take it.

Tags: Art, Trust  ✍ Author: Winston Churchill

I think anybody who is racist is an idiot whether they are black or white.

Tags: Black, Whether  ✍ Author: Charles Barkley

The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.

Tags: Mean, Used  ✍ Author: Dave Barry

I couldn't hold it together today. George Clooney asked me if I was OK, and I practically collapsed. I couldn't stop crying, I had to go off sobbing like an idiot.

Tags: Today, Together  ✍ Author: Candice Bergen

I'm not afraid to look like an idiot.

Tags: Afraid  ✍ Author: Anthony Bourdain

Comic books aren't nerdy. You'd have to be an idiot to think computers are nerdy.

Tags: Books, Computers  ✍ Author: Adam Brody

The reporter claimed he was going to write the article from my point of view. Instead, he made me sound like a little idiot. It made me never want to do another interview again.

Tags: Again, Another  ✍ Author: Tia Carrere

Indeed I had not much wit, yet I was not an idiot - my wit was according to my years.

Tags: Indeed, Wit  ✍ Author: Edith Cavell

So long as readers keep reading and my publishers keep publishing, I plan to keep on writing. I'd have to be an idiot to be burnt-out in this job.

Tags: Job, Writing  ✍ Author: Julia Child

We have no higher life that is really apart from other people. It is by imagining them that our personality is built up; to be without the power of imagining them is to be a low-grade idiot.

Tags: Life, Power  ✍ Author: Tre Cool

Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.

Tags: Anybody, Anyone  ✍ Author: Ronnie Corbett

Swing voters are more appropriately known as the 'idiot voters' because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of fourteen, you're either a Conservative or a Liberal if you have an IQ above a toaster.

Tags: Age, Either  ✍ Author: Ann Coulter

I was diagnosed with a severe temporal spatial deficit, a learning disability that means I have zero spatial relations skills. It was official: I was a genius trapped in an idiot's body.

Tags: Learning, Means  ✍ Author: Sloane Crosley

I'm just saying if you want to reach large audiences, then rely on professionals, meaning people who are in the industry and are trained for it, rather than just idiot savants.

Tags: Rather, Saying  ✍ Author: Barry Diller

Actors look for characters. If they read a well-written character, and if they think the director's not an idiot, they're going to sign up and do some acting.

Tags: Acting, Character  ✍ Author: Andrew Dominik

I'm an idiot.

 ✍ Author: Tim Duncan

Sometimes the world seems like a big hole. You spend all your life shouting down it and all you hear are echoes of some idiot yelling nonsense down a hole.

Tags: Life, Sometimes  ✍ Author: Adam Duritz

Show me a good loser and I'll show you an idiot.

Tags: Good, Loser  ✍ Author: Leo Durocher

I just wanted to make sure that what I write is what appears on screen, to not have some idiot change it on its way to the screen.

Tags: Change, Wanted  ✍ Author: Joe Eszterhas

I know I'm not a self-indulgent idiot; I also know I'm not the second coming of Deepak Chopra. If I had believed either of those, or both, as some people do when they get famous, that's when the mental illness arrives.

Tags: Both, Famous  ✍ Author: Elizabeth Gilbert

I mean, look at her. Any idiot, you know, would quite taken with Amy.

Tags: Her, Mean  ✍ Author: Vince Gill

People need to focus on bigger issues instead of whether George Bush is an idiot or not.

Tags: Focus, Whether  ✍ Author: Colin Greenwood

Jonny doesn't want to do TV interviews because he thinks that he comes across as an idiot.

Tags: Thinks, Tv  ✍ Author: Colin Greenwood

I try and sit on the fence because as soon as you voice any kind of opinion, people begin to think you're an idiot.

Tags: Opinion, Try  ✍ Author: Calvin Harris

Obviously you have to make a profit to put out a newspaper. I'm not an idiot. But when the margins are in excess of 25 per cent you're talking about greed.

Tags: Greed, Put  ✍ Author: Carl Hiaasen

I suddenly realised, hey, I'm not a lazy idiot, I'm an idler! It's something to aspire to, it's part of the creative process! That's fantastic!

Tags: Creative, Lazy  ✍ Author: Howard Hodgkin

Jim Sheridan, the MP who wants to ban sketchwriters from the Commons for being rude about politicians, is a blithering idiot. Sorry, scrub that - clearly a very thoughtful person with whom I might conceivably disagree on some marginal issues. A blithering savant, perhaps.

Tags: Rude, Sorry  ✍ Author: Simon Hoggart

Once you declare your loyalty to a team, every person who doesn't support that team, it's their job to ruin you, to tell you you're an idiot and to tell you that you made the wrong choice.

Tags: Job, Loyalty  ✍ Author: Mark Hoppus

Wonder, connected with a principle of rational curiosity, is the source of all knowledge and discover, and it is a principle even of piety; but wonder which ends in wonder, and is satisfied with wonder, is the quality of an idiot.

Tags: Knowledge, Quality  ✍ Author: Samuel Horsley

I would be an idiot to say comedy is easy, but it does come naturally. It never feels forced.

Tags: Comedy, Easy  ✍ Author: Rashida Jones

You tell me one other person that graduated from Yale that is as inarticulate as Bush. Yale's a great school, and here's this idiot.

Tags: Great, School  ✍ Author: Al Jourgensen

I was an idiot in terms of career-building, but I had a great time.

Tags: Great, Time  ✍ Author: Sally Kellerman

I just loved playing a man who was unafraid of making an idiot of himself in the process of falling in love. I found that admirable.

Tags: Love, Making  ✍ Author: Ben Kingsley

You're an idealist, and I pity you as I would the village idiot.

Tags: Pity, Village  ✍ Author: Stanley Kubrick

Treat everyone the same until you find out they're an idiot.

Tags: Everyone, Treat  ✍ Author: Lucy Lawless

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.

Tags: Medical, School  ✍ Author: Abe Lemons

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.

Tags: Agree, England  ✍ Author: Jay Leno

I don't get the jitters and I don't get nervous, because I build that comfort on set for myself. Sometimes if I'm gonna do something really crazy, it helps me to yell or look like an idiot on set, so that when I'm about to do a scene, I've already embarrassed myself. I find ways to work around getting the jitters.

Tags: Crazy, Work  ✍ Author: Logan Lerman

I've had great success being a total idiot.

Tags: Great, Success  ✍ Author: Jerry Lewis

Go for a business that any idiot can run - because sooner or later, any idiot probably is going to run it.

Tags: Business, Run  ✍ Author: Peter Lynch

People who got on their feet and freaked about were called idiot dancers. and nobody wants to be called an idiot dancer. But the whole idea of rock and roll is to get people off their arses - that's what it's about.

Tags: Rock, Whole  ✍ Author: Steve Marriott

I do an hour's yoga and go running every day. Then I see a picture of myself and I still look like a skinny, potbellied idiot - and I thought I had turned into this superhunk!

Tags: Picture, Thought  ✍ Author: Chris Martin

I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.

Tags: Art, Become  ✍ Author: Steve Martin

Any idiot can make money. Keeping money, very few can do.

Tags: Few, Money  ✍ Author: Winston Churchill

They could have been nice to me instead of treating me like an idiot.

Tags: Nice, Treating  ✍ Author: Norma McCorvey

A stylist might say you look amazing in anything. Your family will always tell you if you look a complete idiot.

Tags: Amazing, Family  ✍ Author: Luis Miguel

If I thought of myself as a movie star, I'd be an idiot. I don't know anyone who thinks like that. I don't even know movie stars who think like that.

Tags: Stars, Thought  ✍ Author: Jonny Lee Miller

I personally hold Blair more responsible for this war than I do George Bush. The reason is, Blair knows better, Blair is not an idiot. What is he doing hanging around this guy?

Tags: Reason, War  ✍ Author: Michael Moore

I think half the time I just assume I don't really know what I'm doing - you have to do that to a certain extent, but you don't have to think you're an idiot savant.

Tags: Half, Time  ✍ Author: Emily Mortimer

'God' - as revealed in his book of edicts and narratives is practically an idiot. He has nothing to say that any sensible person should want to listen to.

Tags: Book, God  ✍ Author: Johann Most

When there's an idiot driving crazily in front of you, that can wind the best of you up.

Tags: Best, Wind  ✍ Author: Clive Owen

I'm not an idiot: I know that I can sing and I know that I can act.

Tags: Act, Sing  ✍ Author: Lindsay Pearce

But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.

Tags: End, Learned  ✍ Author: Karl Pilkington

When you've been on a programme called 'An Idiot Abroad' job offers aren't exactly flying in.

Tags: Flying, Job  ✍ Author: Karl Pilkington

Bush is very clever. When the debate should have been about the deterioration of our cities and the lack of action by government, he sent in his idiot to make an outrageous statement about Murphy Brown.

Tags: Action, Government  ✍ Author: Tim Robbins

You can't get any movement larger than five people without including at least one flippin idiot.

Tags: Five, Movement  ✍ Author: Kim Stanley Robinson

I still feel like an immature idiot inside, but I look in the mirror and - as a friend of mine once said- this old guy keeps getting in the way.

Tags: Friend, Old  ✍ Author: Ray Romano

I am not an idiot, and I'm not a Pollyanna sort of kumbaya type.

Tags: Pollyanna, Type  ✍ Author: Dan Savage

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